All categories - 26 March 2007

After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counselling. They had been at each other's throat for some time and felt that this was their last straw.
When they arrived at the counsellor's office, the counsellor jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion. "What seems to be the problem?" Immediately, the husband held his long face down without anything to say. On the other hand, the wife began talking 90 miles an hour describing all the wrongs within their marriage.
After 5 - - 10 - - 15 minutes of listening to the wife, the counsellor went over to her, picked her up by her shoulders, kissed her passionately for several minutes, and sat her back down. Afterwards, the wife sat there speechless. He looked over at the husband who was staring in disbelief at what had happened.
The counsellor spoke to the husband, "Your wife NEEDS that at least twice a week!"
The husband scratched his head and replied, "I can have her here on Tuesdays and Thursdays."

2007-03-26 23:57:57 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I am looking for a address of a friend of mine. Does anyone know of a site that I can go to that can help me ??? Please let me know. Thank you for your help.

2007-03-26 23:57:51 · 2 answers · asked by bammbamm 3 in Friends

Is it possible to lay a simple patio (paving slabs with spaces in between filled with gravel) onto a base of compacted soil?

If so, how should I compact the soil? Should a membrane be used? What sort? Is it possible to lay slabs directly onto a membrane? Should there be a slope?

2007-03-26 23:57:47 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Garden & Landscape

2007-03-26 23:57:46 · 13 answers · asked by Andy Bravo 2 in Singles & Dating

Okay here goes...There is this guy at my university that I like. He'smart, charming and funny. Also very good looking And as you might have already sensed, there is a problem. He has a girlfriend.The thing that gets to me is the games he plays. Sometimes he makes every effort to sit next to me, even if I dont talk to him. When I am not in, the next day he is not in. But whenever I talk to him, he is so aloof! I wonder if the problem is me. I am a very carefree and independant person. I am always happily walking about and I always speak my mind. Whenever I speak to him, he always answers my questions but never talks more. Rather he waits for me to add more. Sometimes when he sees me, he walks in the other direction or looks scared. He only ever flirted with me before he had a girlfriend after that no flirting. But get this, he flirts with all the other girls and acts very lively with them. I have not given him any indication that I like him and I want to know why he acts like this.?

2007-03-26 23:57:46 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what would the chances be of me being pregnant, i had sex February 1st, used a condom, and it was 2 days before my period ended?(it was my first and only time)

the next cycle i had was lighter and shorter than my normal cycle(march 3)...well since that day i had been paranoid of pregnancy, i felt guilty and realize i wasnt ready, well all month i worried and worried, so i was told my stress probably caused that, also i took a urine test at the docs and it came out negative the before i got that light and short period..

well now my next cycle is due to come around and ever since about 2 weeks ago ive been getting lower back pain and pain on my left lower abdomen and sometimes on my right side, pressure on my stomach,nausea sometimes and urinating alot, i dont know what to do can it be my nerves still going or what, im just so worried of becoming pregnant thats why i stopped having sex after that one time, i just hope it wasnt too late

2007-03-26 23:57:44 · 6 answers · asked by Ana R 1 in Women's Health

Does this mean, unless GOD calls on us personally we are doomed - as believers

http://www.sundayschoollessons.com/pent9kles.htm

2007-03-26 23:57:44 · 9 answers · asked by Gezza D 2 in Religion & Spirituality

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No seriously im asking what is it??????

2007-03-26 23:57:40 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in English Football

2007-03-26 23:57:31 · 5 answers · asked by Nicole 1 in Pregnancy

Is there an internet site to which I can name and shame bad customer service (restaurant, bar, cafe etc) and if not would people use one if there was?
I have been asked to do some customer service training for a council run venue here in Essex and am researching!!
Thanks
Simone - Cool Cat PR

2007-03-26 23:57:29 · 7 answers · asked by chillinburn 1 in Other - Food & Drink

I have cut off the tip of my little finger while shutting the door of my Wife's car and I am wondering just how many other people have done the same.

2007-03-26 23:57:28 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Injuries

I am about to finish my BSC in electronics engineering. I want to pursue my MS; probably in business management. Where do you think is the best place; USA or JAPAN?

If Japan is better, do I have to study the local language?

2007-03-26 23:57:03 · 9 answers · asked by engr_basem 1 in Studying Abroad

We've tried ironing, and turning down the temp. on the washer. Serious answers ASAP would be greatly appreciated! Thanks.

2007-03-26 23:57:02 · 9 answers · asked by thelakehouse 1 in Cleaning & Laundry

2007-03-26 23:57:01 · 12 answers · asked by Song J 1 in Security

I just don't think she will bring America together, more Bush style leadership and hatred. We need to get away from the Bush Clinton trend. Agree?

2007-03-26 23:57:00 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

2007-03-26 23:56:59 · 23 answers · asked by bing_bong_oxo_cube 1 in Football (American)

Her complaint was the color is wrong, but I stated clearly in the auction the color of the extension. I also stated that a refund will be given if item is returned within 3 days after auction has ended, today is the third business day from when she recieved item, is she entitled to her refund?

2007-03-26 23:56:58 · 7 answers · asked by julia4evert 4 in Small Business

i have an avatar but in my profile it won't let me use my avatar, how do i get my avatar to come up, i have already created it, but it want come up it is still in black and white.

2007-03-26 23:56:58 · 7 answers · asked by Miss Murder 2 in Polls & Surveys

I've yelped, stopped playing turned, away from him said no and even put him out of the room for a while if he's persistant. He's going to puppy classes. He can sit, stand, down ,stay and walk on a loose lead. However there are times when he simply refuses to do anything I ask desipte the offer of rewards. He only gets treats if he's earned them, he's fed after us , doesn't get on furniture or into our bedrooms so I don't know what else to try. Today we were out and he played off lead came back well etc. Then when I eventually put him on lead he began jumping around , boiting the lead and nipping my legs. I stood quite still , told him to leave and only moved once he settled down. But each time I took a step he started carrying on again. Eventually he bit my hand really hard. He only calmed down when he saw another dog in the distance which distracted his attention . How should I deal with him? How do I get him to respond to commands EVERY time and not just when he feels like it?

2007-03-26 23:56:49 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

2007-03-26 23:56:45 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Decorating & Remodeling

It almost seems to not matter what position I'm in.

2007-03-26 23:56:44 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - General Health Care

if u find a treaure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what will be the first three things u would do???????????

2007-03-26 23:56:42 · 1 answers · asked by leena 2 in Other - Society & Culture

2007-03-26 23:56:42 · 8 answers · asked by sushiariel 2 in Books & Authors

2007-03-26 23:56:39 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

can I still suffer with my wisdom teeth at 42 ?
At the moment I find eating very painful and sore even drinking is uncomfortable
any ideas

2007-03-26 23:56:39 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dental

2007-03-26 23:56:36 · 7 answers · asked by MUMTAZ A 1 in Other - United Kingdom

I was in a hospital called Queens medical centre in nottingham

2007-03-26 23:56:33 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - United Kingdom

2007-03-26 23:56:27 · 1 answers · asked by burckhardme 1 in Other - Education

i split frm my ex over 1year ago and i have his 4 year old son, i live in my own house with my child, ive been seein a guy for just over a year, my niece is gettin christened sunday and my sis has asked my ex to be godfather, i havent been asked to be godmother and i said i was goin till they said my ex is goin n bein godfather, then i said it was best if i dont go cos we dont get on, they said well hes comin and bein godfather whether i like it or not, and i said well i aint goin, mum n dad said fine dont come but ur goin to look bad, and hes caused nothin but trouble wiv my bloke. im stuck in the middle they know my ex has caused me nuthin but trouble and he hates me, yet they choose him over me

2007-03-26 23:56:21 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

2007-03-26 23:56:00 · 6 answers · asked by sarah 1 in Internet