All categories - 26 March 2007

man in a mask bursts into a sperm bank with a gun "open the safe" he shouts to the manageress. he then says "now take a sample out and drink it" she drinks it and wipes her mouth suddenly the man takes off his mask to reveal its her husband he says "see its not that difficult is it" ?

2007-03-26 23:40:49 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

with her past.
why does she want all those children?
Im sure she is a good mother ,just wondering how and why.

2007-03-26 23:40:48 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have AMD athlon 3000+, 1GB 400mhz ram which works on dual channel(actually 800 Mhz), onboard NVIDIA 6100 256 MB, The board is a performance board from gigabite-800 fsb, i run Win XP 64 bit. I have problems playing Splinter cell(all versions), Hitman blood money, Half-life episode 1, all good graphx games....u name it even demo's wont work. Though the miniumum system requirements are compleat(My system specks are quiet high than the minimum and sometimes exeed recomended) the system wont extract good FPS even is all settings are set to low and in lowest resolution. Auto detect setings set all seting set to high details(generally). Overall the system is performing 1/10th its performence 3D MARK scores are only 660.

2007-03-26 23:40:37 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Desktops

what is your favorite aftershave or deodorant

2007-03-26 23:40:22 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what would you get tattooed & where? (this is a free tattoo offer & you MUST get a marking on you wether it's a huge visable tattoo or a tiny piece.)

2007-03-26 23:39:59 · 12 answers · asked by strange-artist 7 in Polls & Surveys

I was just wondering if alot of beaches had Bungalows to stay in as this really appeals to me, Round Krabi, Phi Phi and Koh Samui. Are there quite alot around? or would i have trouble finding some? also how safe are they and cost, is it one of the cheaper option's?
Thanks in advance
Im off in May so i believe thats low season...

2007-03-26 23:39:55 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Thailand

2007-03-26 23:39:46 · 31 answers · asked by McAtterie 6 in Polls & Surveys

blond or brunet plz e-mail me at brdly_prsn@yahoo.co.uk plz include picture

2007-03-26 23:39:36 · 2 answers · asked by still free crew 2 in Singles & Dating

2007-03-26 23:39:27 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cleaning & Laundry

any maintenance....I hate having it every summer

2007-03-26 23:38:57 · 14 answers · asked by Boostergold 4 in Infectious Diseases

I have 5 accounts set up 2 are administrator accts 3 are limited 3 of them are password protected. Only one would not accept the password so I had to go in and delete it. This is at initial log on before ever getting to yahoo.

2007-03-26 23:38:45 · 3 answers · asked by laura B 1 in Security

This is much possible than having one God that is much favorable in one side of our self which is Good Side.

How bout EvilSide?

2007-03-26 23:38:41 · 16 answers · asked by drake 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-03-26 23:38:40 · 2 answers · asked by loNELYNomore0504 1 in Movies

2007-03-26 23:38:28 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Non-Alcoholic Drinks

2007-03-26 23:38:27 · 30 answers · asked by Jordan M 1 in Mental Health

I want use my Toshiba laptop as a DVD palyer but since it has a small screen i want to connect it to my samsung (4 year old) TV.What kind of data cable would I need.Do I also need a S-video out card? Also where can I buy it in Bangalore?Thanks

2007-03-26 23:38:25 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in TVs

When do you use it?
What about the statement: Yesterday's rain melted all the snow. (Is this an example? Does the rain belong to yesterday? - ) Please explain your answer.

2007-03-26 23:38:22 · 1 answers · asked by Midwest 6 in Primary & Secondary Education

2007-03-26 23:38:20 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

i would like to know if there is a website which is only a book database similar to IMDB(movie database). Does anyone know of such a website??

and secondly do you know of any interesting books regarding the 12-1300 century... i recently read LABYRINTH by KATE MOSSE and really liked it. I am looking for something similar....

Any suggestions??

2007-03-26 23:38:09 · 4 answers · asked by =) 2 in Books & Authors

2007-03-26 23:38:02 · 9 answers · asked by SEE YOU LATER 2 in Religion & Spirituality

my income was only 3.380 do i have to file what is the most i can make before being taxed

2007-03-26 23:37:55 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in United States

I am an NRI visiting India in some days. Regulatorily, am I allowed to buy a ticket from India for an outside destination? It's much cheaper, hence want to explore that option.

2007-03-26 23:37:50 · 3 answers · asked by newuser123 1 in Other - India

2007-03-26 23:37:46 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Astronomy & Space

I love the way veg sits nice and neatly on plates in a restuarants....On Sunday, I attempted to do my veg all nice and piled up, evenly cut, etc etc....well, not one of my carrots were the same size......Potatoes, varied in size weight and cooking time..Does anyone have any info of food books which gives basic instructions on how to chop/shape veg professionally, or any web pages dedictated to the art of cutting up veg? Thanks for your help

2007-03-26 23:37:42 · 3 answers · asked by jude 6 in Other - Food & Drink

Can someone give me tips on how to not appear angry. Do I need to become "phony" so it cannot be detected. Strangers seem to be able to tell that I am. One comment told to me that my face is expressive and it shows. Specifically, how to I fake not being angry so it will not show?

2007-03-26 23:37:40 · 8 answers · asked by new life abundant 2 in Psychology

2007-03-26 23:37:26 · 4 answers · asked by moukoko b 1 in Vegetarian & Vegan

2007-03-26 23:37:21 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

2007-03-26 23:37:17 · 19 answers · asked by Valerie P 1 in Desktops

I know this is probably a really stupid question but we all have an idea that when people die they go to heaven.
(good people anyway).
People have been going to heaven forever but do they stay there?

Do they move on to another place to make room for new people going into heaven?

2007-03-26 23:37:09 · 32 answers · asked by desrine_t 2 in Religion & Spirituality