A guy comes home completely drunk one night.He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife,who is most definitely not happy."Where have you been all night?" she demands.
At this fantastic new bar," he says."The golden saloon .Everything there is golden."Its got hugh golden doors,a golden floor,the works hell,even the urinals gold!"
The wife still does'nt believe his story,and the next day checks the phone book,finding a place called the golden saloon she cals up the place to check her husbands story.
"Is the the golden saloon?" she asks when the bartender answers the phone."Yes it is," bartender answers.,"Do you have golden dorrs?" "sure do," "do you have golden floors?" "most certainly do," "what about golden urunals?".
There's a long pause, then the women hears the bartender yelling,"hey,John i think i got a lead on that guy that p1ssed in your saxophone last night!"
2007-03-23
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