mind and body for a couple of days, what would you get him up to or get up to?
Be creative guys... (",)
2007-03-23 02:27:41 · 6 answers · asked by Reb Da Rebel 6 in Travel ➔ Africa & Middle East ➔ South Africa
lol Bull, you'd be in control of his mind!!!
As in thinking on his behalf... (",)
2007-03-23 02:41:00 · update #1
Aww shame Brad, thank you for asking... my job is going brilliant...i'm writing more zulu, xhosa, tswana etc scripts by the day... You'd love the job if you could decipher this.... (mfene ndini ebifile)
2007-03-26 01:29:10 · update #2
I would fly up to Zimbabwe, go visit Bob Mugabe. I'd make sure there was a camera crew from every major news agency in the world and schedule a press conference. I'd then proceed to give Bob a few full on "warme klappe" live on international TV. I'd come back home, get Manto out of bed, put her on a street luge and send her down Kloofnek in Cape Town with no helmet. I'd make Bra Zuma strip naked and force him to walk down Sea Point's notorious gay strip in Somerset Road without bodyguards. I'd make Robert McBride walk through Mannenberg, unarmed, shouting, "Hosh, ek is 'n American" and sit back to see what happens.
I'd make it compulsory to rename the streets and whatever else is being renamed in honour of struggle heroes after members and associates of the Cape Town Comedy Collective and The Most Amazing Show.
Then I'd retire and move into my flat on the corner of Corne and Twakkie Streets.
2007-03-23 02:58:03 · answer #1 · answered by Ni Ten Ichi Ryu 4 · 8⤊ 0⤋
1. Invite Mugabe down for a chat, and make sure he doesn't go back.
2. In the absence of the death penalty, instruct security forces to 'take no prisoners' when it comes to rape and robbery.
3. Impose a hefty 'one time only' tax on the rich to solve the Aids and poverty crisis, once and for all.
4. Open Robben Island prison again for all corrupt politicians. (If I like the job, Mbeki himself better watch out!)
5. Force Bafana Bafana to practise 24/7 so we can win the World Cup!
No more.
2007-03-24 19:22:48 · answer #2 · answered by Tokoloshimani 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would definitely have a couple of words on the Zimbabwe crises as well as contradicting myself (Mbeki) on what was previously said about the crime in SA.
Then I would fire the Minister of Health, the commissioner of Police and instigate further action against Zuma.
Going back to point 1 I might just move our defense force to the border of Zimbabwe, just for fun.
2007-03-23 09:42:58 · answer #3 · answered by pete 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I would most definately re-instate the death penalty for rapists and murders. I would give the command to take Mugabe out and free the Zimbabweans from their strife. I would fire the Health Minister for making a mockery of the AIDS/Hiv question and for not taking the appropriate actions. And then just before I have to give him back, I would jump from the Carlton Towers.....
2007-03-23 09:59:44 · answer #4 · answered by CLEVER 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't mind having access to Thabo's stock of Johnny Walker Blue for a few days.
The only problem to your question is you mentioned we must have his mind as well, oh well, I guess being an inebriated idiot for a few days wont harm me.
2007-03-23 09:32:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Mbeki doesn't really have a mind, he's basically a body with animal cunning.
What would I do if I were him? Well, suicide is an option.
How's your BEE job?
2007-03-23 13:10:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 6⤋