A guy comes home completely drunk one night.He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife,who is most definitely not happy."Where have you been all night?" she demands.
At this fantastic new bar," he says."The golden saloon .Everything there is golden."Its got hugh golden doors,a golden floor,the works hell,even the urinals gold!"
The wife still does'nt believe his story,and the next day checks the phone book,finding a place called the golden saloon she cals up the place to check her husbands story.
"Is the the golden saloon?" she asks when the bartender answers the phone."Yes it is," bartender answers.,"Do you have golden dorrs?" "sure do," "do you have golden floors?" "most certainly do," "what about golden urunals?".
There's a long pause, then the women hears the bartender yelling,"hey,John i think i got a lead on that guy that p1ssed in your saxophone last night!"
2007-03-23 02:27:21 · 6 answers · asked by Quinn 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
took two reads but got there in the end!! ha ha maybe i am best off reading blonde jokes!!
2007-03-23 02:45:09 · answer #1 · answered by Jude 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
perfect for my daughter she is 17 and plays the sax!
2007-03-23 09:40:28 · answer #2 · answered by gands4ever 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Best laugh I've had in ages, special.
2007-03-23 09:31:17 · answer #3 · answered by Del Piero 10 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
like it ...ha ha
2007-03-23 09:35:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
congratulations, that was the best i heard this week, thanks
2007-03-23 10:29:12 · answer #5 · answered by Jaimee1987 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was great. Thanks
2007-03-23 09:31:53 · answer #6 · answered by Joe 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋