A blonde and a brunette drive into a lumberyard. The blonde gets out of her truck, walks up to a worker, and asks for some four-by-twos.
"You mean two-by-fours?" the worker asks.
The blonde says, "I’ll go check." She walks back to the truck, asks the brunette, and returns a minute later. "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours."
"All right. How long do you need them?" asks the worker.
The blonde pauses for a minute and says, "Hold on, I’d better go check."
After a moment, the blonde returns to the worker and says, "A long time. We’re gonna build a house."
2007-03-23
21:56:07
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