A blonde and a brunette drive into a lumberyard. The blonde gets out of her truck, walks up to a worker, and asks for some four-by-twos.
"You mean two-by-fours?" the worker asks.
The blonde says, "I’ll go check." She walks back to the truck, asks the brunette, and returns a minute later. "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours."
"All right. How long do you need them?" asks the worker.
The blonde pauses for a minute and says, "Hold on, I’d better go check."
After a moment, the blonde returns to the worker and says, "A long time. We’re gonna build a house."
2007-03-23 21:56:07 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nice, but you'll get a violation for it (I'll P.M. you why)
2007-03-23 22:02:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but then again im kinda a blonde... and not that dumb;)
2007-03-24 07:52:30 · answer #2 · answered by Jaimee Ariane 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it, good joke to start the day
2007-03-24 06:05:49 · answer #3 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep I can imagine that happening. Nice one.
2007-03-24 11:21:01 · answer #4 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha. Top of the morning to you. lol
2007-03-24 05:01:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-24 06:23:15 · answer #6 · answered by debbie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-24 05:51:17 · answer #7 · answered by Cleopatra 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't get it ......but than again I am blond!
2007-03-24 05:10:06 · answer #8 · answered by betty_htch 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny........thanks for the laugh
2007-03-24 05:03:07 · answer #9 · answered by angie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-03-24 06:18:54 · answer #10 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋