Monkey O'Business
A zoo acquires, at great expense, a very large female gorilla of a
paticularly rare species. Right from the outset she is very bad tempered
and very difficult to handle. The zoo's vet, after examination, boldly
announces that her problem is that she's in heat and if she was to be
mated she would become docile and adjust to her new surroundings.
But what to do? All the other male gorillas are terrified of her...
Whereupon, the zoo administrators remember that one of their zookeepers,
an Irishman named O'Reilly, who is responsible for cleaning animal
cages, is a large man and notorious for his abilities with the opposite
sex. Perhaps they could persuade him to placate the gorilla. So they
approach O'Reilly with a proposition. Would he be willing to do nature's
best with the gorilla for a thousand dolars?
O'Reilly asks for the night to think things over and on the following
day, says that he'll accept the offer on three conditions:
"Firstly, dere's to be no kissing. Secondly, I want any offspring to be
raised Roman Cat'lic..."
The zoo administrators quickly agree to these conditions. "But what
about the third?" they ask.
"Well," says O'Reilly, "you've got to give me some time to come up with
the thousand dollars."
2007-03-21
02:10:23
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