I'm an american, and I'm from America (the US of A), land of the free, home of the brave. Why do other stupid countries hate us? It's obvious we're the best and nobody else comes close. We're always helping other countries selflessly and for NO profit whatsoever. It's great having freedom of speech and being able to slag off whoever I want and to lie about whatever I want. We also have the greatest president ever, who's not afraid to face those stupid, ignorant, lying scientists on issues like global warming and evolution, who'd ever believe we came from dogs anyway? And if Bush is wrong and it gets hotter, I'll support him for making my tan better! HoooRAR!
2007-03-21
23:56:10
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