Monkey O'Business
A zoo acquires, at great expense, a very large female gorilla of a
paticularly rare species. Right from the outset she is very bad tempered
and very difficult to handle. The zoo's vet, after examination, boldly
announces that her problem is that she's in heat and if she was to be
mated she would become docile and adjust to her new surroundings.
But what to do? All the other male gorillas are terrified of her...
Whereupon, the zoo administrators remember that one of their zookeepers,
an Irishman named O'Reilly, who is responsible for cleaning animal
cages, is a large man and notorious for his abilities with the opposite
sex. Perhaps they could persuade him to placate the gorilla. So they
approach O'Reilly with a proposition. Would he be willing to do nature's
best with the gorilla for a thousand dolars?
O'Reilly asks for the night to think things over and on the following
day, says that he'll accept the offer on three conditions:
"Firstly, dere's to be no kissing. Secondly, I want any offspring to be
raised Roman Cat'lic..."
The zoo administrators quickly agree to these conditions. "But what
about the third?" they ask.
"Well," says O'Reilly, "you've got to give me some time to come up with
the thousand dollars."
2007-03-21 02:10:23 · 41 answers · asked by dididdleydihi 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WOW, i did not see that coming, that is sooooo horrible, intensely funny, but, just ......wow
2007-03-27 12:30:10 · answer #1 · answered by Axel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-03-21 02:13:39 · answer #2 · answered by ANDREW J 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny,
I have mate who could quite easily pass for a male gorilla, and who would probably have sex with anything!
2007-03-21 02:23:23 · answer #3 · answered by Loader2000 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll give you the $1000 to see an irishman tackle the gorilla.....
ps....do you know where they stuff the banana peels???
2007-03-28 09:34:55 · answer #4 · answered by jc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it. I think even the Irish will have a hearty laugh over this.
2007-03-26 01:01:11 · answer #5 · answered by MoiMoii 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant! Thanx (and Im Irish!)
2007-03-28 22:42:04 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant, never saw the punch line coming, lol quality mate.
2007-03-21 07:35:10 · answer #7 · answered by alan p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it and I'm Irish and not in the least bit bothered by it!!!
2007-03-21 04:10:32 · answer #8 · answered by Daisy the cow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Im of Irish decent and loved the joke.
Will tell other Irish friends.
Ps They might want your private address to thankyou in person!
2007-03-21 02:19:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
And whats wrong with being Irish ?
2007-03-28 11:09:23 · answer #10 · answered by Busybee yep! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋