Wipe your mouth, there's still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips.
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable....... like a coma!
Never go to bed angry.......stay up and plot your revenge.
Don't believe everything you think.
Well, aren't you the most adorable black hole of need.
Shhhh!........that the sound of nobody caring what you think.
If you have something to say, raise your hand......and place it over your mouth!
Did you eat an extra bowl of stupid this morning??
Everyone seems normal......until you get to know them.
I really don't know what you're problem is......but I bet it hard to pronounce.
Don't make me use "upper case"!
You're not yourself today........I noticed an improvement immediately.
Would you like some cheese with that whine??
Don't let your mind wonder.....it's too small to be let out on its own.
I heard you changed your mind at last.......what did you do with the diaper?
If there is a tourist season......how come we can't shoot 'em?
Life is too short to dance with ugly people.
Tell the ACLU, as long as there are tests in schools, there will always be Pray.
If you woke up breathing.......congratulations you have another chance.
I'm going south for the winter....actually.....parts of me are headed there already.
My bra could be called a "cross-your-waist". I now have 42 longs.
My sex life isn't dead......but the buzzards are circling.
Blessed are the cracked.....for they are the ones who let in the light.
Remember good friends are like the stars, you can't always see them but you know they are there.
2007-03-04
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