Christian, I actually just found a book buried in my backyard. This is huge. It actually dates back to the first day of the earth according to it's writings. It says that 'do not believe in the bible, for this is the great rhinosaurus of Gladolia, the one and true creator and lover of man. The supernatural rhinosaurus' name is Moomoo.' Now, in here it Moomoo says to have faith in his religion and to not let things like Christianity and all those other religions cause you not to believe. Moomoo says that Christianity was actually created by a Giraffe who is the anti-god. The Giraffe made all the other religions just to keep you all from being a Fumpydumpy. That is the name of Moomoo's religion. Well, I don't know about you Christians, but as long as I see this book in my backyard claiming to be true, I'm going to believe it. It says if I don't I'll be going to the electric chair forever when I die. Please Christians have faith and become a fumpydumpy. The loving Moomoo loves you.
2007-03-04
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