Christian, I actually just found a book buried in my backyard. This is huge. It actually dates back to the first day of the earth according to it's writings. It says that 'do not believe in the bible, for this is the great rhinosaurus of Gladolia, the one and true creator and lover of man. The supernatural rhinosaurus' name is Moomoo.' Now, in here it Moomoo says to have faith in his religion and to not let things like Christianity and all those other religions cause you not to believe. Moomoo says that Christianity was actually created by a Giraffe who is the anti-god. The Giraffe made all the other religions just to keep you all from being a Fumpydumpy. That is the name of Moomoo's religion. Well, I don't know about you Christians, but as long as I see this book in my backyard claiming to be true, I'm going to believe it. It says if I don't I'll be going to the electric chair forever when I die. Please Christians have faith and become a fumpydumpy. The loving Moomoo loves you.
2007-03-04 00:33:41 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I surely don't know why you wouldn't believe. After all, it is in a book that's been here for a long time and claims it self to be true just like a bunch of other religions and yours. You all better become a Fumpydumpy or you're going to the electric chair for eterny. May Moomoo forgive u of ur sin. Please christians have faith in the Great Flying rhinosaurus.
2007-03-04 00:34:55 · update #1
Why are you just trying to convert Christians to fumpydumpy? Other religions have Holy Books as well.
P.S. If you're trying to start a religion you should sell it in Hollywood first.
2007-03-04 00:41:05 · answer #1 · answered by Cybeq 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Any book that contradicts the Flying Spaghetti Monster is false.
The Bible was written over a period of thousands of years, by different authors and it is consistent throughout. I'll keep faith in it as it is the Living Word of God.
2007-03-04 08:54:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its Silly yes, Having just wasted 60 seconds of my life reading your Non-Question. just to find out you can't spell and are just trying to take a shameless shot at Christians around the world. You need to find a hobby. Most people believe in a supreme being of some sort, (that they heard of threw a book) so your so above everyone else and must proclaim it congratulations.
2007-03-04 08:46:14 · answer #3 · answered by Bobby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tony,
Maybe you could become a writer of children's fiction. That might make you a little money for doing this. IT is highly doubtful that anyone here is going to pay you to make fun of our FATHER. I know that I wouldn't. Grab a BIBLE and begin reading. There is a lot to read and you seem to have a lot of time on your hands right now. I will get back to you later...
Much later.
Eds
2007-03-04 08:40:48 · answer #4 · answered by Eds 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...How could a book dating back to the beginning of the earth know about the electric chair?
2007-03-04 08:45:05 · answer #5 · answered by KidIdiot 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well I found a book that says the world is a flat disc supported by four elephants standing on top of a giant tortoise. One of us must be wrong, and it isn't me :)
2007-03-04 08:37:55 · answer #6 · answered by Julia Sugarbaker 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I guess you could believe in that silly story or ask God to come into to your life and accept him and lord and see the power of God in your life.... In other words you got to experience God's love and power in your life to believe. Give God a try, besides what do you got to loose? Try praying today to God in the name of Jesus to reveal himself to you so you can believe if he really exists! I DARE YOU!!!
2007-03-04 08:39:52 · answer #7 · answered by cpoppa112 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought our spiritual common ancestor made us. All creatures share the same breath of life.
2007-03-04 08:36:38 · answer #8 · answered by Cyber 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Argumentation? Not godly
2007-03-04 08:53:30 · answer #9 · answered by WhyNotAskDonnieandMarie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, if you are sure, absolutely sure as to the validity of the text, go for it. I have no desire. Have at it.
2007-03-04 08:42:57 · answer #10 · answered by Christian Sinner 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋