Hillary Clinton died and went to Heaven. St. Peter met her at the gate and told her that her mansion was not ready yet. So he took her to another room and asked her to wait. She looked around and saw clocks on every wall and on every surface in the room. Every once in awhile a clock would go forward 30 minutes. This really peaked her intrest. Then after what seemed like hours St. Peter came back to tell her that her mansion was ready. She said, "Thank you, but I had a question. What are all these clocks for?" St. Peter answered that the clocks are to show the span of everyones life. Hillary then asked, "Ok, but way is it that every once in awhile a clock will turn forward 30 minutes?"
"That means that person has committed adultery." said St. Peter.
"Ok," said Hillary,"One more question. Where is Bill's?"
St. Peter answered, "It's on God's desk, He is using it as a fan."
2007-03-01
01:30:56
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