Joke: A cool breeze?

Question

Hillary Clinton died and went to Heaven. St. Peter met her at the gate and told her that her mansion was not ready yet. So he took her to another room and asked her to wait. She looked around and saw clocks on every wall and on every surface in the room. Every once in awhile a clock would go forward 30 minutes. This really peaked her intrest. Then after what seemed like hours St. Peter came back to tell her that her mansion was ready. She said, "Thank you, but I had a question. What are all these clocks for?" St. Peter answered that the clocks are to show the span of everyones life. Hillary then asked, "Ok, but way is it that every once in awhile a clock will turn forward 30 minutes?"
"That means that person has committed adultery." said St. Peter.
"Ok," said Hillary,"One more question. Where is Bill's?"
St. Peter answered, "It's on God's desk, He is using it as a fan."

Answer 1

LOL! this is defintely one of the most interesting version of the god's fan joke... thumbs up! LOL!

Answer 2

Bill Clinton was jogging and saw a lady of the night on the street corner. He yelled out, "five bucks". She yelled back, "100 bucks" and Bill kept jogging.

Next day, Bill Clinton was jogging again and saw the same lady. "Five bucks", Bill yelled. The lady replied, "I told you 100 bucks."

The third day, Bill was jogging with Hillary and the lady of the night yelled, "see what you get for five bucks!"

Answer 3

Baaaaaaaad to the bone!

Answer 4

funny

Answer 5

Silly ... very silly

Answer 6

He he good one...

Answer 7

Damn right!

Answer 8

hahaha!!!!LOL!!!!!