All categories - 23 February 2007

A very sick man is in the hospital, and on many drugs which give him bowel problems. After many false alarms, he accidentally craps himself.
Very embarrassed, he balls up the sheets and throws them out the window, where a drunk is staggering on the way home. The drunk starts flailing at the sheets, throwing his arms around wildly. A security officer runs over, hearing the commotion.

"What's going on here?"

"I don't know, officer. But I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost."

2007-02-23 15:45:23 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-23 15:45:20 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Books & Authors

2007-02-23 15:45:12 · 10 answers · asked by Cosmic I 6 in Religion & Spirituality

someone told me you could, and has a high alcoholic content, bu tim not so sure. help? im sure this is problably a stupid question but i dont care

2007-02-23 15:45:07 · 23 answers · asked by Ally 2 in Beer, Wine & Spirits

She was found in a trap before coming to the pound. She runs when she hears me coming. For awhile, she lived in my wall. I can't get near her much less pet her. Help

2007-02-23 15:45:06 · 13 answers · asked by modemo62 1 in Cats

we're a perfect match for each other, and i know we both like each other. when i asked her out, her reason why she didn't want to go out was, i'm her best friend, she can tell me anything, but doesn't want to ruin our relationship. so do you think she just wants to wait, or that there's no chance we'll date?

2007-02-23 15:45:04 · 22 answers · asked by redreturns31 2 in Singles & Dating

Sunrise surprise, afternoon delight or moonlight special?
Which is your favorite treat??

2007-02-23 15:45:02 · 36 answers · asked by rosey 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-23 15:44:59 · 5 answers · asked by "P" 1 in Movies

2007-02-23 15:44:56 · 29 answers · asked by Ellie W 3 in Religion & Spirituality

my hubby and I have argued a lot! We havent been sleeping too much in the same bed! He has acused me of cheating on him which No I have not done that! I am not sure of what to think? He's just been giving me the cold shoulder! We just bought a house r moving into it thursday! Why would he treat me like this when everything else seems to be goin good?
Just not sure what to think anymore! I want to be happy but that's just doesnt seem possible anymore! What should I do?

2007-02-23 15:44:48 · 21 answers · asked by woohooo 4 in Marriage & Divorce

i think one of my wisdom teeth is growing in and i think that i need to get it pulled out? How much does it hurt and how much does it cost?

2007-02-23 15:44:47 · 5 answers · asked by Edith 1 in Dental

2007-02-23 15:44:46 · 2 answers · asked by newbiebn 2 in Software

2007-02-23 15:44:45 · 4 answers · asked by Dunderwoo 1 in English Football

I don't think it's in the Yellow Pages..... :(

P.s. No Christians allowed, please. Thx.

2007-02-23 15:44:41 · 5 answers · asked by Aeryn Whitley 3 in Religion & Spirituality

Besides No Action-Talks Only

2007-02-23 15:44:40 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

She wants to marry me, but we both have kids and are well settled. I am also attracted towards her and want her to be mine forever. Our relationship is 14 years old.

2007-02-23 15:44:35 · 2 answers · asked by Raje 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

My 14 yr old daughter is very popular and very sweet to her friends but when it comes to her very own family she is hateful. She talks down to us, treats us like we are stupid and acts like she is discussted with all of us. She is always yelling at her 17 yr old brother and telling lies to get him into trouble and giving her step father the "i don't care attitude". she has been grounded from her cell phone,landline phone and computer and from her friends and still she doesn't understand she is hurting the feelings of those around her. I have also over heard her and seen some of her writting to other friends and she is talking badly about other kids. please help me find ways to stop her from gossiping and hurting others verbally.

2007-02-23 15:44:28 · 19 answers · asked by crazykat 2 in Adolescent

What is your fav TV shows?

2007-02-23 15:44:24 · 30 answers · asked by Amily 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-23 15:44:22 · 2 answers · asked by sunflare63 7 in Television

My boyfriend and I have been together for a while now and i absolutly adore him he's sweet funny cute smart just completly amazing all around. Recently he started calling me pet names and I wanna come up with one for him. But I cant think of anything that isnt too cheesy. Please help. His name is Alexander Scott. But he goes by Alex I need some help if you can think of a great nickname for a sweet shy amazing rocker dude named alex please help me!!!!!!!
Thanks!

2007-02-23 15:44:20 · 7 answers · asked by music is love 2 in Singles & Dating

King Solomon and Honest Abe attest to the validy of everything passing. How do we know when to expect such an event, either with reference to minor items or events, or major ones?
"The end of the world" does not seem likely, more certainly 'the end of the universe' sounds impossible ("......... the earth abideth forever." Jesus) . So what determins the end of things now existent, and how do we anticipate when it will happen?

2007-02-23 15:44:15 · 7 answers · asked by onebeeswax 3 in Philosophy

It could be a family vacation, a fun summer, something at school, summer camp, or just spending time with your grandmother...Come on everybody....Let's have some positive thoughts....

2007-02-23 15:44:12 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mental Health

see al must have seen these roads in india as well as most of other countries all over the world. jus think this way ,'why dont we have roads in blue colour or yellow colour'. lets get creative and try making some colourful roads.im bored of seeing this black coloured roads for past 22 years in my life.could some1 do anything abt this?

2007-02-23 15:44:12 · 20 answers · asked by ssrinivassantoosh 1 in Other - Cultures & Groups

We spend a lot of time hanging out here and want to be very comfortable.

2007-02-23 15:44:06 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Decorating & Remodeling

I have to write an essay for class, and i just don't believe i'm in the position to tell him any of the facts, I just want to get straight to point and not restate the obvious, i just need a second opinion

2007-02-23 15:44:00 · 1 answers · asked by Allen 3 in Other - Education

Where would I find a free site to meet singles. They all say free but non of them are.

2007-02-23 15:43:55 · 6 answers · asked by angeleyes 2 in Singles & Dating

2007-02-23 15:43:53 · 10 answers · asked by princess froggie 2 in Other - Diseases