The Cremated Husband.....
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home.
Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio
table.
Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking
to him.
Alan, you know that fur coat you promised me and never bought? Well,
I bought it with the insurance money."
She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes and then
said,
Alan, remember that new car you promised me and never bought?
Well,
I also bought it with the insurance money."
Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers
in the ashes, she said,
Alan, remember that emerald necklace you promised me and never bought?
Well, I bought it too, with the insurance money."
Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said,
Alan, remember that b j I promised you??...
Well here it comes!
2007-02-22
06:09:09
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