The Cremated Husband.....
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home.
Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio
table.
Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking
to him.
Alan, you know that fur coat you promised me and never bought? Well,
I bought it with the insurance money."
She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes and then
said,
Alan, remember that new car you promised me and never bought?
Well,
I also bought it with the insurance money."
Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers
in the ashes, she said,
Alan, remember that emerald necklace you promised me and never bought?
Well, I bought it too, with the insurance money."
Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said,
Alan, remember that b j I promised you??...
Well here it comes!
2007-02-22 06:09:09 · 19 answers · asked by Alicat 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
THAT IS LIKE FUNNY BUT SO NOT RIGHT.
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2007-02-22 06:12:25 · answer #1 · answered by Terry King 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO.. she's gonna blow the poor guys ashes away... hehehe
good one.. thanx for the laugh
2007-02-22 06:15:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gives a knew meaning, to "the answer is blowing in the wind." lol
2007-02-22 08:14:20 · answer #3 · answered by This, That & such 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good in a weird way!
God am I turning into a mad woman!!!
2007-02-22 06:13:45 · answer #4 · answered by The Weird One! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is really some thing to think about don't make promises you can't keep.
2007-02-22 06:42:06 · answer #5 · answered by day shaun 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah that was a good one.... nice!!! 10/10 and a star!!!
2007-02-22 06:16:07 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao thats funny
2007-02-22 06:15:44 · answer #7 · answered by caitlin_the_skeptic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
10/10
Very good joke
Keep blowin'.
Keep smilin'.
2007-02-22 08:08:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fecking hell, that got me LOL!
Will have to remember that one;)
2007-02-22 07:19:09 · answer #9 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
evil but very funny
2007-02-22 07:32:14 · answer #10 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Talk about dying for a B.J...........lol
2007-02-22 11:47:25 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋