A farmer goes 2 the market to buy a rooster, a hen, and a donkey. When he arrives he finds out that the technical terms 4 rooster is pecker, hen is pullet, & donkey is a$$. Well not wanting to sound illiterate he decides he had better use these so called "technical terms". So the farmer gets his rooster & hen but when he goes to buy the donkey the man advises him that if his plans were to ride this donkey home, there is something odd about this particular donkey even tho it is the smartest one he has. He tells the farmer "When this a$$ stops walking, u must scratch him b4 he wil continue walking" The farmer pays no mind & takes the donkey anyway, hops on with his rooster in 1 arm & hen in the other. The donkey walks for 5 miles & suddenly stops. The farmer is stumped on what 2 do, he cant put the chickens down bcuz they will run away. Then he notices he's near the saloon when a beautiful woman passes by him, he says to the woman "Will you hold my pecker & pullet while i scratch my a$$?
2007-02-16
20:15:57
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