A farmer goes 2 the market to buy a rooster, a hen, and a donkey. When he arrives he finds out that the technical terms 4 rooster is pecker, hen is pullet, & donkey is a$$. Well not wanting to sound illiterate he decides he had better use these so called "technical terms". So the farmer gets his rooster & hen but when he goes to buy the donkey the man advises him that if his plans were to ride this donkey home, there is something odd about this particular donkey even tho it is the smartest one he has. He tells the farmer "When this a$$ stops walking, u must scratch him b4 he wil continue walking" The farmer pays no mind & takes the donkey anyway, hops on with his rooster in 1 arm & hen in the other. The donkey walks for 5 miles & suddenly stops. The farmer is stumped on what 2 do, he cant put the chickens down bcuz they will run away. Then he notices he's near the saloon when a beautiful woman passes by him, he says to the woman "Will you hold my pecker & pullet while i scratch my a$$?
2007-02-16 20:15:57 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO... ya.. its quite hilarious... hahaha
"will u hold my pecker & pull it while i scratch my @$$" lol
thanx for sharing
2007-02-16 20:24:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahhh its alright.
heres one
a man is in a movie theatre taking up three seats.
the usher comes in to ask him to move but when he does so the man just groans and says nothing else. the usher gets the manager but when the manager asks the man again just groans and shuts up. finally the police are called and ask the man to move he again groans and shuts up. the police frustrated ask the man where he is from.........
he groans and points to the balcony.
2007-02-17 06:18:13 · answer #2 · answered by P4BZ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would have been funny if I was in middle school, but sadly I'm 20 years old, and it would only be funny with VERY good delivery.
2007-02-17 04:21:05 · answer #3 · answered by Wocka wocka 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
are those the real terms?
i didnt know
but it is a bit obscene ; )
2007-02-17 05:18:38 · answer #4 · answered by depressed_gal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Surry. I did not laugh. Or chuckle. Or anything for that matter.
2007-02-17 04:19:28 · answer #5 · answered by Noodles 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thnx i didn't have a good sleep last night. i'm better now.
2007-02-18 01:14:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha...funny though, kinda........by the way, you are not that woman?
2007-02-17 05:59:33 · answer #7 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no. not funny.
2007-02-17 04:21:42 · answer #8 · answered by jamoncita 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-17 04:21:01 · answer #9 · answered by sowmi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋