All categories - 12 February 2007

Ok Here's the scenario:
Oprah and Steadman are eating diner at Oprah's Chicago villa and get sick from bad moo go gai pan; both of them have to go NOW!!!
But here's the problem, all of the mansions 55+ bathrooms are out of order due to renovation. (Oprah's having all the commodes renovated with solid gold, platinum covered, diamond encrusted toilet seats.) The only working bathroom is the small power room beside the pool house about the size of an port o potty. Note: Due to the size of the Oprah estate it over 100 yards away from the main dining room!
Who will make it there first and who will supper the indignity of going in the bushes/lawn or worse messing in their pants?

2007-02-12 04:50:40 · 4 answers · asked by J-Dog 007 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-12 04:50:40 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Programming & Design

I'm seriously worried about my eating habits. I can't stop eating. I always feel hungry. I know that it is linked to emotional, I eat chocolate and nice food to make myself happy because nothing else does but I don't know how to stop it. Does anyone have any advice for a way to stop my chocolate cravings? something I can do to distract myself. It's driving me mad. The thing is I am gaining more weight than I should be too because I get a lot of exercise, I have been tested for thyroid but awaiting the results. I feel so fat and hideous but that makes me depressed so I eat. Any advice would be so welcome.

2007-02-12 04:50:38 · 11 answers · asked by hypastarkimbo 2 in Diet & Fitness

right i tell you it from the start, me and my husband have been trying for another baby since sept 06. i had a period 28th oct, 22 nov, then 23rd dec. i had a very light bleed about the 10th jan on/off for about 3days then nothing, ive done a cple of test (last 1 2day) but still neg. im not stressed out , my attitude is if it happens it happen, if not never mind. i just think its a bit long now. i dont really want 2 bother my doc just yet. i know most of yous will say do another test in wk,but i know that .

2007-02-12 04:50:37 · 10 answers · asked by claire 3 in Trying to Conceive

also i am a big jets fan do you know who they will be picking up in the draft most likely in 2007

2007-02-12 04:50:30 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Football (American)

2007-02-12 04:50:29 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cooking & Recipes

my husband has a 12 yr old son who lives w/us. i have a 7yr. old girl, and we have twin 22mon. g/b and a 6mon. old boy. we both don't know who to disipline the others kids. if i say or do something my step-son does't like he tells his mom and it starts a fight. but she lives 50miles away and hardly sees him, so i feel i need to be there for him as a mom type. and i don't like some of the punisments my husband uses on my daughter like grounding etc... but he doesn't do the same for his son unless i point it out and make him. we have a large family and we all love each other, i just want us to get along better. any advise????

2007-02-12 04:50:22 · 10 answers · asked by amber l+5KIDS 2 in Marriage & Divorce

2007-02-12 04:50:22 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

Would you have a written bible? Would this God/Goddess be visible? What other attributes (good or bad) would you give to this being?

2007-02-12 04:50:21 · 18 answers · asked by Kallan 7 in Religion & Spirituality

how can i create a google website?please help me to make it.

2007-02-12 04:50:16 · 8 answers · asked by ppg 1 in Internet

i loved her first album..

then i saw her looking and acting tacky on a reality show for losers...(of pounds)

what happened to her singing career??

2007-02-12 04:50:14 · 2 answers · asked by mikey 3 in Music

2007-02-12 04:50:12 · 12 answers · asked by ThePearl412 2 in Polls & Surveys

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, CSI: Miami, or CSI: New York

2007-02-12 04:50:11 · 15 answers · asked by satanicvegeta 4 in Television

She's from TX, has that southern accent down pat (for obvious reasons) and is well endowed too.

2007-02-12 04:50:09 · 15 answers · asked by LOVE 2 in Celebrities

TEA or COFFEE?

2007-02-12 04:50:05 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Food & Drink

2007-02-12 04:49:54 · 5 answers · asked by mad_in_mood 1 in Other - Computers

I've got a laptop, and I need to hookup an external monitor as the screen is broken. Anyone know how? Thanks!

2007-02-12 04:49:46 · 4 answers · asked by Andrew Min 2 in Laptops & Notebooks

Do you thinks its bad for a 12 year old 2 go out with a 16 year old?

2007-02-12 04:49:40 · 5 answers · asked by iluvalan_909 1 in Singles & Dating

2007-02-12 04:49:39 · 24 answers · asked by MRS W 1 in Decorating & Remodeling

I've heard that it actually doesn't...I'm on a diet, so should I go with real sugar or artificial sweeteners? (is that how it's spelled? :P )

2007-02-12 04:49:39 · 6 answers · asked by ADA 2 in Diet & Fitness

i won't know for several days whether i've gottom pregnant or not this cycle.
can i take a decongestant, in pill form or nasal spray? what about antihistamine? NyQuil?
if i can't take any of these, does anyone have any suggestions??

2007-02-12 04:49:35 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Respiratory Diseases

2007-02-12 04:49:34 · 5 answers · asked by rhonda m 1 in Marriage & Divorce

f.y.i they are really strict and conservative. im moving in with my fiancee and i know that the crap is going to hit the fan. . .i need ideas!!

2007-02-12 04:49:34 · 9 answers · asked by Keri Z 1 in Family

I've met her a week and a half ago. We still don't know each other too much, but perhaps she likes me (she's very nice to me). We're working together in the library this Wednesday (on St.Valentine's Day). Probably I could also just put some flowers in her backpack and leave. And the next day see the reaction and ask/don't ask her out. Absurd? I should do it personally? I shouldn't do it at all? Please, help!!

2007-02-12 04:49:32 · 15 answers · asked by Rogalik 1 in Singles & Dating

2007-02-12 04:49:25 · 1 answers · asked by the_guy_with_the_thing 2 in Other - Education

2007-02-12 04:49:24 · 20 answers · asked by florence 4 in Polls & Surveys

My beagle has terrible arthritis. He is getting up there in age. We give him baby asprin, Gulcosamine and Chonjointin (sp) sorry, and a multivitman for senior dogs, he's 16. Do you have any other suggestions for my little friend to help him be more comfortable. He also has an orthopedic bed......geez I know this sounds like Im going over board, but we love him dearly. Thank you..I really would appreciate some more suggestions.

2007-02-12 04:49:19 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Diseases

2007-02-12 04:49:15 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-12 04:49:13 · 6 answers · asked by hello world 7 in Movies

I am recently engaged and I am trying to plan. I would like a buffet style meal that will still be classy. About how much will this cost. my wedding will be in northern indiana.

2007-02-12 04:49:11 · 11 answers · asked by funnyhaha 2 in Weddings