Ok Here's the scenario:
Oprah and Steadman are eating diner at Oprah's Chicago villa and get sick from bad moo go gai pan; both of them have to go NOW!!!
But here's the problem, all of the mansions 55+ bathrooms are out of order due to renovation. (Oprah's having all the commodes renovated with solid gold, platinum covered, diamond encrusted toilet seats.) The only working bathroom is the small power room beside the pool house about the size of an port o potty. Note: Due to the size of the Oprah estate it over 100 yards away from the main dining room!
Who will make it there first and who will supper the indignity of going in the bushes/lawn or worse messing in their pants?
2007-02-12 04:50:40 · 4 answers · asked by J-Dog 007 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
There are several theories that state that the universe was created when Oprah ate some bad moo-goo-gai pan and had to poo so bad, it made a vortex because it came out faster than the speed of light. So there you go; the world suffers because Oprah had to go to the bathroom. I hope she sues me for every penny (thirteen pennies) that I have.
2007-02-12 05:05:54 · answer #1 · answered by johnmfsample 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG, I read that whole thing!
2007-02-12 06:05:22 · answer #2 · answered by Orion Quest 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK, here's the scenario:
WHO CARES!
2007-02-12 04:54:57 · answer #3 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
the scenario:
don't care.
2007-02-15 17:10:22 · answer #4 · answered by 12-07-1941 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋