A photographic memory but his lens cover is glued on.
Will stick with us until retirement, unless we do something first.
If he were any more stupid, we'd be watering him twice a week.
Bright as Alaska in December.
He's lucky he's not a horse, but still likely to get shot anyway.
Since my last evaluation, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
A one-cell organism outscored him in IQ tests.
This person's work habits gives rise to the argument -- why are we separated by the animals?
Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.
Fell out of the family tree, most likely on his head.
When she opens her mouth, it seems it's only to change whichever foot was previously there.
A prime candidate for natural de-selection.
It's hard to believe he beat out a million other sperm.
If brains were taxed, she'd get a large refund.
If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
2007-02-10
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