All categories - 6 February 2007

A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed, the husband, who was a big burly man, tossed his pants to his bride and said, "here put these on." She put them on, and the waist was twice the size of her body.

"I can't wear your pants," she said.

"That's right!!" , said the husband, "and don't you forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family!"

With that she flipped him her panties and said, "try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecap. He said, "hell, I can't get into your panties!" She said, "that's right, and that's the way it's going to be until your goddamn attitude changes!"

2007-02-06 02:49:48 · 47 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Jokes & Riddles

we are looking into gettting a new vehicle and i wanted a hatchback like the honda fit, i have heard lots of bad reviews on it.
we jsut want somthing affordable and roomy. we are always lugging things around like ruck sacks (army) and jogging strollers. i also am big on safety. any suggestions?

2007-02-06 02:49:38 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Buying & Selling

2007-02-06 02:49:38 · 13 answers · asked by surveyorpandey 1 in Religion & Spirituality

Known someone that thinks they know the answers to everything
and has been every where??makes me wnat to scream.

2007-02-06 02:49:36 · 12 answers · asked by mean evil woman 7 in Other - Society & Culture

I KEEP TRYING TO LOGIN TO MYSPACE AND IT SENDS ME BACK TO THE HOMEPAGE OF MYSPACE TELLING ME TO RELOGGIN BUT I KNOW THAT MY EMAIL AND P/W IS CORRECT BECAUSE I ASKED THEM TO SEND ME MY P/W IN MY EMAIL AND IT IS CORRECT AND ALSO I TRIED SIGNING IN WITH MY FRIENDS AND THEY ALL WORK EXCEPT FOR MINES!! HELP PLEASE! ALSO, MY PROFILE IS NOT DELETED BECAUSE I SEE MY PROFILE ON MY FRIENDS LIST!!..WHAT IS THE DEAL??ANYONE KNOW??

2007-02-06 02:49:35 · 4 answers · asked by Baby T 1 in Internet

please help me!

2007-02-06 02:49:33 · 2 answers · asked by acidblack22 1 in Infectious Diseases

thats eternal rest right?
i wanna live
I WANNA LIVE FOR EVER

2007-02-06 02:49:29 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Does anyone know any good ones??

2007-02-06 02:49:23 · 3 answers · asked by Raven M 1 in Internet

2007-02-06 02:49:21 · 39 answers · asked by Antis Suck 3 in Immigration

2007-02-06 02:49:16 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

last night was the worst night of my life..well it was this morning..i woke up at 2am with the worst cramps in my life ive never ever been in so much pain in my life..i finally got the balls to get up and get medicine and a heating pad but i didnt make it to the kitchen to get some i stopped at the bathroom..i felt like i was going to throw up it was crazy bc i never felt like that before..so i jus sat on the toilet with my head on my arm trying not to think about it and not get sick..i started getting really hot and started dripping sweat..then i finally got up and got the medicine and heating pad..then i knew i had to lay down so i grabbed a pillow and blanket from the living room and layed on the floor next to the bathroom..i then was freezing i was shaking i was so cold..it didnt make sense to me..at first i thought i was pregnant..but i got my period today so its all good..i talked to planned parenthood and they said i could be getting the flu or pnemonia..ever happened to you b4?

2007-02-06 02:49:14 · 6 answers · asked by alissaxnicole 2 in Women's Health

Why does better understanding and manipulating your environment equate to evil?

Why did God create a tree with fruit containing both the elements of knowledge and death?

2007-02-06 02:49:12 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Is that a true Bible verse?

True or false: Jesus said don't cast your pearls before swine

True or false: Does Romans 1:28-31 say that all non-believers are murderors

True or false: 1 John 2:22 all who deny Christ is the savior are liars


www.biblegateway.com

TRUE OR FALSE


This is what the Bible says. It has created a false stereotype.

2007-02-06 02:49:08 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

i have a small cut at the side of my mouth and its not a cold sore dont no where its comes from and ive tried cream on it and zovorix cream but doesnt seem to be helping and i really want it gone as ive a dinner dance next week,any suggestions??

2007-02-06 02:49:08 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Skin Conditions

2007-02-06 02:49:02 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Destinations

i need to get some video footage onto my laptop to edit and burn to disc. i attatch my sony camcorder via a firewire cable to my laptop but when im capturing the footage its not coming through smoothly and the footage is jumpy on the laptop even though it looks fine on the camcorder lcd.. i really need to fix this asap, i am working with roxio easy media creator please help!

2007-02-06 02:48:58 · 4 answers · asked by thetruthisoutthere 1 in Camcorders

2007-02-06 02:48:56 · 6 answers · asked by Mizz Jazzy B..... 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

FEMA wants over $300M in Katrina aid back
AP - Tue Feb 6, 6:43 AM ET
NEW ORLEANS - In the neighborhood President Bush visited right after Hurricane Katrina, the U.S. government gave $84.5 million to more than 10,000 households. But Census figures show fewer than 8,000 homes existed there at the time.

Good to hear the freeloaders and all the other jackasses that took advantage of the system will get what's coming to them!!!

2007-02-06 02:48:55 · 6 answers · asked by Fartface McNumbnuts 3 in Current Events

My boyfriend had to leave work today because he felt dizzy and was throwing up, I'm worried about what could be wrong with him?

2007-02-06 02:48:54 · 11 answers · asked by mandita264 2 in Other - General Health Care

Anyone know a fool-proof way to remove dried dark hair color from carpet?

2007-02-06 02:48:48 · 3 answers · asked by Ginny K 1 in Cleaning & Laundry

2007-02-06 02:48:47 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Alternative Medicine

Sex with my husband has grown monotonous and I need tips on how to bring the spice back?
We have been married for two years and have done everything in the book, I'm up for anything wild and crazy, but I don't want to do anything that will freak him out. What turns you guys on even when you're going throught a dry spell and find it hard to be interested in sex?

2007-02-06 02:48:46 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

where do i find best myspace layouts? how do i mak my myspace lok professional?

2007-02-06 02:48:45 · 1 answers · asked by *Yumi* 1 in Programming & Design

would the doc / nurse no what i had done

2007-02-06 02:48:44 · 12 answers · asked by bunnyboiler86 1 in Diabetes

2007-02-06 02:48:43 · 9 answers · asked by Cowboy Bob 2 in Polls & Surveys

How does one go about getting a vasectomy in the UK?

What is the procedure? How long does it take?

Thanks in advance for sensible answers.
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2007-02-06 02:48:26 · 8 answers · asked by STP 1 in Men's Health

2007-02-06 02:48:25 · 8 answers · asked by ♥gigi♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-06 02:48:22 · 5 answers · asked by Jacqueline 1 in Chemistry

Mario Party 8, Super Smash Bros. Brawl, or Super Mario Galaxy and why?

2007-02-06 02:48:21 · 6 answers · asked by Catalina Wine Mixa 3 in Video & Online Games

Game was dedicated to the victims of Florida tornadoes with no mention of our military fighting overseas in the opening cerimony. That seems rather classless to me, considering the tornadoes were a freak weather anomoly that killed 40. Less people than are killed in accidents during any holiday weekend. In the meantime, men and women are serving their country in wartime and were not honored during the opening cerimony as the Star Spangle Banner was sung and the jets overflew the stadium. BOOOOOOOO

2007-02-06 02:48:19 · 10 answers · asked by Owlchemy_ 4 in Football (American)