A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed, the husband, who was a big burly man, tossed his pants to his bride and said, "here put these on." She put them on, and the waist was twice the size of her body.
"I can't wear your pants," she said.
"That's right!!" , said the husband, "and don't you forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family!"
With that she flipped him her panties and said, "try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecap. He said, "hell, I can't get into your panties!" She said, "that's right, and that's the way it's going to be until your goddamn attitude changes!"
2007-02-06 02:49:48 · 47 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Damn, Tink!!!!!!!!! I'm dying here!!!!!LOL
Great Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-10 03:26:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny Tink 10/10
2007-02-06 02:54:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
2007-02-13 01:35:17 · answer #3 · answered by RAGGYPANTS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty Funny!! 6/10
2007-02-06 03:15:07 · answer #4 · answered by jphomewhelp 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another side splitting joke from the No 1 joker, well done again Tink. My problem is i am running out of xerox paper cos i keep printing them off. 10/10
2007-02-12 04:16:04 · answer #5 · answered by newciderman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I asked me dad about this one and he said pretty little ladies shouldn’t be telling jokes about big burly men and that I should tell you his favourite joke:
How many male chauvinist pigs does it take to do the washing up?
None of course, it’s women’s work!
2007-02-09 23:24:50 · answer #6 · answered by Cool Breeze 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats very good.8/10.
2007-02-12 18:43:42 · answer #7 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha ome i love it sooooo much! Did you actually make it up? Because its really good. Man i wish I could come up with jokes like that
2007-02-13 09:34:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You really know how to tell a joke. That was fantastic, its one of the best jokes I have ever heard. I think your wonderful.
You did say flattery would get me anywhere didn't you?
2007-02-09 09:14:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny hahahahahaha
2007-02-12 10:15:10 · answer #10 · answered by broken heart 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The joke was funny until you said the gd word. Otherwise I would still be laughing. ''Though shall not take the Lord's name in vain.''
2007-02-11 09:34:32 · answer #11 · answered by ♥Penguiin♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋