ok there is a big army show and all, people are all gathered. one of the performers died before the show, so the army didnt know where to get a replacer so they went and got a random person,he turned to be arabian the army man told him " you will jump from the plane and count till 10 then open the parachute" the arabian guy replied " eaaaazy mmmmmmmmmman!" so it was the show time, then in front of 1000000 viewers the arabian jumped from the plane!
at the height of 10000 km he still didnt open the parachute, all of the people clapped and were excited, at 3000 km from ground still he didnt, all of the people were so fascinated by him, 10 km and still he didnt open, everyone clapped and they whistled and all till he BOOOOOOOM hit the ground...
the army man went and uncovered his face saying " didnt i tell you count to 10 and open" the arabian looked at him dizzly saying " 8....."
2007-01-30
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