All categories - 16 January 2007

what do you think is the best area to be working in, as an event manager and wedding planner?

2007-01-16 23:33:41 · 4 answers · asked by susan 1 in Weddings

A woman goes into hospital for a Vaginal reduction op. Whilst recouperating she notices 3 cards on her bed side table
one from the nurses wishing her all the best for a speedy recovery
another from her family wishing the same and one from a man in the next ward thanking her for his new ears !!!

2007-01-16 23:33:37 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Any exercise recommendations?

I've juz joined amore fitness membership out of interest for kickboxing, any other classes from them which are good?

2007-01-16 23:33:31 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

If you walked into your friend's room, only to find them attempting to commit suicide, i.e. slicing risks, ingesting pills, with mask to face, What would be the FIRST thing you do?

a) Turn and walk away
b) Call 911
c) Attempt to slap the pills from his/her hands
d) take the razor from them
e) Try to get their attention to ask them to stop

What would you do??????

2007-01-16 23:33:27 · 8 answers · asked by adiahudo 3 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

2007-01-16 23:33:23 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Health

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."

"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!" and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.

"Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse **** onto her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse **** from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."

The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a damned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning."

2007-01-16 23:33:20 · 4 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Jokes & Riddles

U betta not take that joke seriously loco...!

2007-01-16 23:33:17 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-16 23:33:04 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Teaching

I need to know the shortest route to KLIA. i need to send my maid to Indonesia.

2007-01-16 23:32:59 · 4 answers · asked by AZMI N 1 in Malaysia

...if the terrorists were all left-handed, and claimed it was for that reason alone they committed those tragic acts, would President Bush have started a war on terror against left-handed people?

regardless of nationality / race / religion / sex / hair colour / favourite soccer team etc...

2007-01-16 23:32:54 · 14 answers · asked by gareth_bancroft 2 in Politics

What is the plural of axis? I am very cunfused! First poster gets 10 points!

2007-01-16 23:32:53 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Words & Wordplay

When I see a person doing sign language to a programme on TV, I often wonder whether they are translating every single word or is it a general description? Do they translate names? If so, how is, say, the Eiffel Tower signed out?

2007-01-16 23:32:47 · 6 answers · asked by Quickswitch79 2 in Languages

huh ??

2007-01-16 23:32:34 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Im trying to remember the name of a hockey player that played for the detroit red wings. Somewhere around the 80's. American guy in his 20's, dark hair, nice looking.

Not joking but he always got into fights and did a tv. comercial for a car company I think where he answered the car phone from from the back seat saying something like "mom, Its not me, there alway picking on me".

Its driving me crazy. Any help please.

2007-01-16 23:32:34 · 12 answers · asked by LadyCatherine 7 in Hockey

What's it like? How did you know if it was TRUE love? I'm just a teen so I'm still like discoverinng what love means.

2007-01-16 23:32:25 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

okay one day I was at P.E with my friends till I noticed Gaby and my guy friend D.J hanging together I noticed how Gaby admired him so Helen, Selena and I huddled up we talked about it and promised not to tell anyone but airhead David was sitting and listening the whole time now everyone thinks they're going out and Gaby doesn't know I started it and now but she hates me because won't tell her who started it! help!

2007-01-16 23:32:20 · 11 answers · asked by erica j 1 in Friends

2007-01-16 23:32:15 · 7 answers · asked by Lizzie 1 in Music

Skool is fing gay and the big tests just puts the cherry on the cake

2007-01-16 23:32:14 · 8 answers · asked by hello 1 in Other - Education

2007-01-16 23:32:11 · 2 answers · asked by mocean 1 in Women's Health

2007-01-16 23:32:07 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Words & Wordplay

A man walkes in to the doctors with a fried egg on is head and the doctor says why have you got a fried egg on your head the man replies because the hard boild egg keeps rolling off. was that funny?

2007-01-16 23:32:02 · 25 answers · asked by philip k 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-16 23:31:59 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-16 23:31:49 · 16 answers · asked by mohitsharma7 1 in Religion & Spirituality

It was last night. I had just gotten home from a hard day work at the beef fields. In deep exhaustion. I make my way to the shower and start enjoying a once in a life time bath. All of the sudden i hear an imperfect pitch of sound. I immediately sprint to the primal belch with water repelling off my unnatural shade of skin. I see gramps foaming an unnatural shade of white, in the dark abyss. Along side he was a bucket of empty oxy-clean with teeth marks inserted into it. I ran over to gramps and started slapping digits out of him. I didn’t think twice. The last thing I heard of poor old' gramps was an Ethiopian bellow. I thought now that he is a lifeless corpse I can finally have his socks. I ungracefully take them off . To my surprise there was an overgrown toenail and a mammoth sized protuberance covered in raspberry slush! What should I DO?

2007-01-16 23:31:36 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Diseases

2007-01-16 23:31:19 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baby Names

A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her tiny breasts. Dr. Smith advised her, "Every day after your shower rub your chest and say, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies."

She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grew terrific D-cup boobs! One morning she was running late, got on the bus and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual.

Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus closed her eyes and said, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies."

A guy sitting nearby looked at her, "By any chance, are you a patient of Dr. Smith's?"

"Why, yes I am... How did you know?"

He leaned closer, winked and whispered, "Hickory dickory dock..."

2007-01-16 23:31:16 · 11 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Jokes & Riddles

For God's sake!!!!!

2007-01-16 23:31:01 · 17 answers · asked by Jane H 4 in Other - Cultures & Groups

Whats the best club, pub, etc to drink in. I now everyone goes to Mooloolaba but I am getting sick of going to Fridays every weekend. Suggestions please!!!

2007-01-16 23:30:59 · 1 answers · asked by angellover6056 5 in Beer, Wine & Spirits

What kind of Vinegar is better to kill Virus in Humans, Apple Cider Flavored Vinegar or Red Wind Flavored Vinegar?

2007-01-16 23:30:58 · 2 answers · asked by Infinite and Eternal Reality 5 in Infectious Diseases