It was last night. I had just gotten home from a hard day work at the beef fields. In deep exhaustion. I make my way to the shower and start enjoying a once in a life time bath. All of the sudden i hear an imperfect pitch of sound. I immediately sprint to the primal belch with water repelling off my unnatural shade of skin. I see gramps foaming an unnatural shade of white, in the dark abyss. Along side he was a bucket of empty oxy-clean with teeth marks inserted into it. I ran over to gramps and started slapping digits out of him. I didn’t think twice. The last thing I heard of poor old' gramps was an Ethiopian bellow. I thought now that he is a lifeless corpse I can finally have his socks. I ungracefully take them off . To my surprise there was an overgrown toenail and a mammoth sized protuberance covered in raspberry slush! What should I DO?
2007-01-16 23:31:36 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Diseases & Conditions ➔ Other - Diseases
my goodness.. see a therapist. and publish the story
2007-01-16 23:37:47 · answer #1 · answered by hobson 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would use the remander of the oxy clean to clean the socks before I wear them and put a pear of shoes on him so you wouldnt have to see his feet!
2007-01-17 10:14:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha, eat the oxyclean and drink the slush to wash it down.
2007-01-17 07:42:02 · answer #3 · answered by dragonkisses 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
slowly step away from the shrooms or the lsd
and go sit in a dark corner
2007-01-17 07:35:28 · answer #4 · answered by jokerswild 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seek therapy
2007-01-17 07:34:59 · answer #5 · answered by dumpllin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Time for a serious pedicure
2007-01-17 07:34:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get psychiatric help at once.
2007-01-17 07:40:46 · answer #7 · answered by Precious Gem 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
R u kidding??
If so, then it's not the right time, pal...
2007-01-17 07:42:56 · answer #8 · answered by Blue P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
take his socks!
2007-01-17 07:34:48 · answer #9 · answered by an_articulate_soul 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cut it for Him!!!
2007-01-17 07:35:28 · answer #10 · answered by Natz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋