All categories - 15 January 2007

One the table, side by side:
The Holy Bible and the TV Guide.
One is well worn, but cherished with pride,
No, not the Bible, but the TV Guide.

One is used daily to help folks decide;
No, it isn't the Bible, it's the TV Guide.
As the pages are turned, what shall they see?
Oh, what does it matter--turn on the TV.

Then confusion reigns; they can't all agree,
On what they shall watch on the old TV.
So they open the book in which they confide,
No, not the Bible, the TV Guide.

The word of God is seldom read,
Oh, maybe a verse as they fall into bed.
Exhausted and sleepy and tired as can be,
Not from reading the Bible, from watcing TV.

So then back to the table, side by side,
Is the Holy Bible and the TV Guide.
No time for prayer, no time for the word,
The plan of salvation is seldom heard.

Forgiveness of sin, so full and free,
Is found in the Bible, not on TV.

2007-01-15 21:34:06 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Decmocracy she said. Dose anybody have a definition? Equal rights for all special privilleges for none I quoted Then Miss Gates said Thats the differences between America and Germany we are a Decmocarcy and Germany is a Dictatorship she said. Over here we don't believe in persecuting anyboy. Persecution comes from people who are prejudiced

Topic Question
After Tom Robinson's trial, do you think Scout believe that America is very different from Germany?

2007-01-15 21:33:58 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Books & Authors

my grandfather sexually abused his daughters and moved on to us his grandchildren he was still abusing my mother in adult hood but she aloud it and when I told her what he done to me she said it was our secret you take it to the grave she has always detested me since I was born and still does I think my father is her father

2007-01-15 21:33:30 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

It's sounds a bit stupid but please help me out.

2007-01-15 21:33:25 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2007-01-15 21:33:24 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Earth Sciences & Geology

Today, I was running along a relatively dark corridor at the university, reading some papers, so I didn't notice that a smoke-protection glass door was closed until I ran nose-first into it. It was a big impact, everybody popped out of their rooms to see what happened. I put an innocent look and ran into my destination room.
This was 90 minutes ago (I hat to hear a lecture before I could get to a PC). Now, the pain has mostly disappeared, but I've got a big blue bruise on my nose, and I don't have any make up with me. Everything I could do was getting an ice-cold can of Coke and holding it against my nose, but I can't go into a lecture like that.
To make it worse, tomorrow is my birthday, and I wanted to look especially good. My boyfriend is taking me out and I'm afraid I won't be allowed into the chic restaurant with my boxer's nose.
What should I do? Please help!

2007-01-15 21:33:22 · 2 answers · asked by Rumtscho 3 in Injuries

2007-01-15 21:33:21 · 1 answers · asked by Ebuzor O 1 in STDs

I'm a Hotel Management college student and I'm supposed to have a five-month internship in the South East Asian region. Unfortunately, I have no idea where to begin. I've thought of Maldives, Singapore and Malaysian Borneo but I don't really know how the situation is there. Could somebody please give me info on those areas or suggest another place.

Any help will be greatly appreciated. :)

2007-01-15 21:33:13 · 5 answers · asked by Liwah Farah 2 in Other - Asia Pacific

2007-01-15 21:33:13 · 16 answers · asked by vm_h2002 1 in Philosophy

we been together for nearly 2 years and we really love each other, but recently he has a recurrance of colon cancer in the lymph nodes, please help me, i am 28 he is 25, i still have lots of dreams like marriage, kids and buying a house. Am i being selfish? Realistic answers please!!

2007-01-15 21:33:02 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I'm an original Indian holding Indian passport and working in Kuwait since 5 years. recently I married to a Pakistani man. now my husband wants to appy for pakistani nationality for me, but me scared to loose my indian nationality. So please let me know can I hold both nationalities together?

2007-01-15 21:32:55 · 8 answers · asked by Ayesha s 1 in Immigration

2007-01-15 21:32:50 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Health

2007-01-15 21:32:46 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

i'm travelling on april or may

2007-01-15 21:32:34 · 5 answers · asked by benjie_rr 2 in Paris

Hi, I met a guy via net. he's very flirty sweet talking, affectionate but seem lost wanting tobe loved like I do. am normally very conservative - parents want a traditional female. but now at 30's found myself with no experience with man and getting nowhere. I decide to change to the other extreme end. I made a mistake by sleeping with him the first time we finally met (something I've never done before). He was very eager and i just follow my body's reaction. I know i couldnt separate sex with emotions as well. but seem I've been thinking about hime too much to conclude it's just sex. I did hint he was in my thought the next day. he respond with dont want have serious relationship now because of ... is it worth to initiate another proper date with him since the first one was casual because I was too nervous and told him to go out as friend only - pathetic me. dont want scare him off but really attracted to him belindly :(

2007-01-15 21:32:34 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

i am in 11th and this time we have to give famewell to our 12th .
so please can you suggest a english farewell song with no such vulgar words used in it .
and please can give name of the artist belonging or the film name from which you have taken it .and also the album name
please help it...

2007-01-15 21:32:12 · 8 answers · asked by suchi 2 in Music

2007-01-15 21:32:10 · 12 answers · asked by emma 1 in Cats

mine :
my mum's orange cake
my dad's scalops
my grandma's "bouchées à la reine"
my granny's "sole meuniere" (fish)

2007-01-15 21:31:50 · 19 answers · asked by tokala 4 in Polls & Surveys

1.Options Apply through Ads in news paper..
2. Through the internet..
3. Posting self ad in local peprs like www.freeads.co.in
Regards
Mahesh N http://www.maheshnbiomedical.com

2007-01-15 21:31:47 · 9 answers · asked by Mahesh N 2 in Careers & Employment

After john cena defeated umaga at last man standing at royal rumble, and great khali in a two straight weeks,(before and after no way out) it'll be at wrestlemania, it'll be JOHN CENA VS. MARIA FOR THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP IN A FIRST EVER SEX IN THE HELL IN A CELL INFERNO MATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-01-15 21:31:35 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Wrestling

I thought that Julie Reinger got married in 2002, but she does not appear to be married now (minus wedding ring). Does anyone know what happened ?

2007-01-15 21:31:27 · 5 answers · asked by greatbrickhill 3 in Media & Journalism

2007-01-15 21:31:26 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Desktops

Basically, I've looked a little bit into the job and it sounds interesting... I've read all the pre-requisites, application process, et al, but I couldn't really find much about being a Special Agent on the site, so I was wondering if any one here could maybe just talk about what they do?

My biggest question was, do you get a lot of field duty? Are you actually out investigating, or are you sitting in the office doing paperwork? I know with investigation comes paperwork, but would you say you do a fair balance of each?

I won't be able to apply for at least eight years anyway, but I'm just trying to get a feel for it now to see what I can do that could make myself more valuable.

I've looked into the FBI jobs and it seems like they departmentalize everything too much... With NCIS, they made it sound like everyone gets more equal opportunity and learn more while still having some special background or skill that is valuable to the organization.

Ey, thanks in advance!

2007-01-15 21:31:25 · 1 answers · asked by Ultima vyse 6 in Military

2007-01-15 21:31:21 · 10 answers · asked by emma 1 in Cats

2007-01-15 21:31:19 · 19 answers · asked by Gossip 1 in Television

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2007-01-15 21:30:58 · 4 answers · asked by Ashish N 4 in Computer Networking

2007-01-15 21:30:45 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Olympics

2007-01-15 21:30:40 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Earth Sciences & Geology