All categories - 14 January 2007

. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.....
3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys
and apes?
5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all
the bad girls live.
6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the
Self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the
7. What if there were no hypothetical questions?
8. If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
9. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself,
is it considered a hostage situation?
10. Is there another word for synonym?
11. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
12. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an
endangered plant?
13. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
14. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
15. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone
will clean them?
16. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
17. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
18. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to
remain silent?
19. Why do they put braille on the drive-through bank machines?
20. How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road
signs?
21. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
22. One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
23. Does the little mermaid wear an algebra?
24. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
25. How is it possible to have a civil war?
26. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
27. If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?
28. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
29. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have "s" in it?
30. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?
31. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
32. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
33. If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become
disoriented?
34. Can an atheist get insurance against acts of god?

2007-01-14 02:12:26 · 7 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-14 02:12:14 · 7 answers · asked by me duh 2 in Higher Education (University +)

2007-01-14 02:12:13 · 11 answers · asked by Cheesus 3 in Other - Destinations

2007-01-14 02:12:06 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-14 02:12:03 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Friends

My wedding isn't until November, but I'm worried about inviting my co-workers. They are ALL women who sit around doing paperwork. I like each of them and they could bring some fun to the night, but they are also very gossipy and "cat-ish".

For example, my one co-worker who I take lunch with daily and is a good friend, has had a lot of issues with the office, especially with one woman, who I like only superficially. My friend was basically alienated/harassed into a different area in our department.

I'd like to invite everyone, but it's going to be a small, cheap wedding and I don't want to come back from my honeymoon to hear everyone's been gossiping or ridiculing the reception or my family. In the past, they've done it. Also, I don't want to deal with the tension it would bring having my friend and the rest of the office together outside the work place. I'm going to be stressed enough.

Should I just invite the couple of co-workers that I'm close to or everyone?

2007-01-14 02:11:58 · 10 answers · asked by Up an Evolutionary Tree 3 in Etiquette

i think i mite end p anerexic if i carry on the way i am, my dad just tells me that i dont need to change and im fine, but i still cant get it out of my head i think im really really fat. im 5.4 nd 8 stone 11, which is alrite coz im big built but i keep thinking about not eating and i dont know what to do, ive started doing exercise every day after school, about half an hour on the treadmill and 5 minutes on the punchbag.ive chucked mi tea away a few times aswell. what should i do?

2007-01-14 02:11:51 · 3 answers · asked by Jess T 1 in Diet & Fitness

I have been with my boyfriend for 2 years. Every time I try talking to him about our relationship, he gets frustrated and irritated.

I had a possible job offer 1000 miles away and an interview in the city we live in. I asked him what I should do about the jobs and about us.

He said that if I don't get the job close to him, I should take the job far away. Then in another breath he says he wants me close to him.

It seems that he is confused about us, and it confuses me even more. I asked him to open up aobut us, and the only thing he could say is "if it's meant to be, I want it to happen". I told him that's the meanest thing he has ever said to me.

Am I wasting my time? He acts like he cares and doesn't like me to be upset. He really tries with me by planning fun things to do, giving me affection and saying nice things to me. But when it comes to talking about us...he can't open up. I don't understand.

2007-01-14 02:11:47 · 13 answers · asked by torn 3 in Singles & Dating

where we can share information of like minded people

2007-01-14 02:11:45 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Friends

Established the RAYMOND RESEARCH LABORATORY in India about 1900. Vetinary.

2007-01-14 02:11:27 · 1 answers · asked by katrinasfather 3 in History

I took both my son and my daughter to the doctors. They both had a nasty cough and runny nose (and daughter had a fever of 103.2). The doctor gave some cough medicine to help them sleep at night said it was a virus infection most likely. Well, my daughter is still sick, her throat hurts and her clear runny nose turned into green/bloodish and her cough is still really bad. I took them Thursday. And is now Sunday...do you think she should go back? I would call them today but since it is Sunday they are closed :(

2007-01-14 02:11:24 · 13 answers · asked by sunnysideup 4 in Toddler & Preschooler

my brother is 18 and he has sex extreamly loud. i want to tell him to quiten down but i dont want him to get imbarrassed. please give me some advice on what i should tell him !!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-01-14 02:11:24 · 4 answers · asked by the_heaven_dragon 1 in Singles & Dating

I am not trying to offend anyone by my question but why do so many muslim men marry american women then divorce them?
This has happened to some people that I know and I want to know why. I don't understand why these guys come to america find an american and then divorce them like its a fad.

2007-01-14 02:11:18 · 13 answers · asked by simpli_cute 3 in Other - Cultures & Groups

i want to do BBA....but there are two types one is the whole BBA and the other is BBA wid specialization like BBA in marketting ,BBA in financing....

is there anything like BBA in visual communication.????

or BBA in communication.....

2007-01-14 02:11:14 · 2 answers · asked by crazyash 3 in Higher Education (University +)

Do you guys believe the Pope speaks directly to God? But you can't? I am not sure if I am right. This is a serious question.

But if I am right I do have some oceanfront property to sell real cheap in Nebraska.

2007-01-14 02:11:06 · 13 answers · asked by Metal 4 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-01-14 02:11:03 · 5 answers · asked by diydoughty 1 in Home Theater

2007-01-14 02:10:44 · 27 answers · asked by 7474 1 in Grade-Schooler

Hey, I'll just jump right in
x=t-sin(t) y=1-cos(t)

dy/dx=sin(t)/1-cos(t)
=?/y
Can't find an expression for sin(t) so i am stuck can anyone help?

2007-01-14 02:10:41 · 2 answers · asked by Philip J 2 in Mathematics

2007-01-14 02:10:41 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Beauty & Style

I have moved back into an area where I lived years ago. Lost contact with many old friends. Is there a database where I can search for free if someone has passed away?

2007-01-14 02:10:40 · 2 answers · asked by dagostino09 2 in Genealogy

Beckham is getting that much to play soccer here. I don't see why he needs to be paid so much. Yes, he's really good but still it's a sport and no one is worth that much.

2007-01-14 02:10:39 · 5 answers · asked by redwidow 5 in Other - Football

are you in the first or second family and does the parent treat EVERYONE equal as his own??? My father treats the second family so different than the first. In other words,the people who came first don't seem to matter so much anymore.Is it the same for you too?

2007-01-14 02:10:37 · 6 answers · asked by Pesty Wadoo 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-14 02:10:28 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hobbies & Crafts

I'm 18 yrs old.

2007-01-14 02:10:27 · 9 answers · asked by cool_angel_diamond 1 in Small Business

2007-01-14 02:10:27 · 3 answers · asked by steven m 1 in Languages

If so which one was better and why?

2007-01-14 02:10:21 · 2 answers · asked by suzie 7 in Diet & Fitness

She told me she found farting a big turn on and asked me to go home with her.

Should I tell her it was the dog and not me ???

2007-01-14 02:10:20 · 26 answers · asked by William H 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

2007-01-14 02:10:16 · 14 answers · asked by jodoriscpc 1 in Law & Ethics

2007-01-14 02:10:13 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Government