She told me she found farting a big turn on and asked me to go home with her.
Should I tell her it was the dog and not me ???
2007-01-14 02:10:20 · 26 answers · asked by William H 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
I'll strangle that Cherie Blair...that jealous troutmouth!
2007-01-14 12:41:17 · answer #1 · answered by vegetable soup 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-02 06:14:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the problem with starting a relationship with lies like this is that you have to keep up the pretence. unless you can produce a similar botty burp on a regular basis i suggest you come clean and tell the truth. you never know, she might like you anyway. and if not, i'm sure you'll find someone less shallow. good luck :)
2007-01-14 02:15:52 · answer #3 · answered by AJ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buy some beans, and sit on her face, while your waiting for te beans to work, ask your dog nicely to fart in a paper bag, so you can release the smell when you need to.
2007-01-14 02:12:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
how much of a turn on will u find it when you laying next to her and she lets out a thunderous, super FOUL fart, so bad, it peels the paint on the walls??? or how would u like it if you go home with her and while you hitting that spot, she lets off one of the loudest foulest whammies you ever witnessed??? remember, farts turn her on!!!!
2007-01-14 05:23:09 · answer #5 · answered by MR_GIGGLES74 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HILLARIOUS!! Tell her you and your dog are best friends and your farts are just as about in sync as the timing of meals you both eat together. She'll fall in love with both of you. Love at first fart. lol!
2007-01-14 02:17:37 · answer #6 · answered by Justme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
!!you guys!!!!!! ive only signed up for 'my answers' a couple of days ago, your answers ,and indeed most of all,this question,really had me grinning,just imagining this scenario is enough to make me chuckle,your all nuts,but i love it! got visions of this woman saying this to all farting guys and dogs and when you do get to her place you'll see a roomful of guys with arses in the air competing against each other,the smell is rank,you have a change of heart,then the handcuffs get slammed on your wrist,and you realise their all held captive against their will. one of them shows you pile of old newspapers,this woman is being hunted by police,apparentley shes up to her neck in it!!!! oh okay,its crap,i wont be giving up my day job just yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-01-14 02:36:35 · answer #7 · answered by pugsaleena 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes always better to be honest from the start.................and don't forget to tell her that you taught the dog to fart in the first place!
2007-01-14 02:16:54 · answer #8 · answered by crazeeladee no more 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A REAL man surely can fart at will whenever the need arises?
2007-01-14 02:15:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hell no, just eat some beans and eggs and do your own farting! Good luck!
2007-01-14 02:21:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋