A lady decides to take up golf, so she goes off to the club for some lessons. To start, the pro just takes her out onto the driving range and tells her to take her natural swing so he can evaluate it.
It is hopeless, she fresh-airs the shot.
Over the course of half an hour, he makes recommendations about her grip, her stance, keeping her head down etc, but she still can't get the ball to travel futher that five yards.
Eventually he has a brainwave, "You're too tense. Hold the club as if you're holding your husband's penis".
She does. She swings. She connects. The ball travels 350 yds, straight as a die.
The Pro's verdict?
"A little unconventional, but we can work with it - the first thing we gotta do is get the club-head out of your mouth".
2007-01-11
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