A lady decides to take up golf, so she goes off to the club for some lessons. To start, the pro just takes her out onto the driving range and tells her to take her natural swing so he can evaluate it.
It is hopeless, she fresh-airs the shot.
Over the course of half an hour, he makes recommendations about her grip, her stance, keeping her head down etc, but she still can't get the ball to travel futher that five yards.
Eventually he has a brainwave, "You're too tense. Hold the club as if you're holding your husband's penis".
She does. She swings. She connects. The ball travels 350 yds, straight as a die.
The Pro's verdict?
"A little unconventional, but we can work with it - the first thing we gotta do is get the club-head out of your mouth".
2007-01-11 20:10:50 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg lol 9/10
2007-01-12 03:06:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
PSML that great. That be a good way to teach me how to play golf.
2007-01-11 22:12:17 · answer #2 · answered by mrsrhowell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard she's got a hole in one
2007-01-11 21:03:24 · answer #3 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my greatness. cant that pass for A+?
hehehe
2007-01-11 20:40:16 · answer #4 · answered by diarubie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
10/10.!!!
Ha ha ha STILL LAUGHING.!!!
2007-01-12 01:57:16 · answer #5 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not haha funny but ok.
2007-01-11 20:20:22 · answer #6 · answered by ibro999 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she is a dirty lady
2007-01-11 22:23:45 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sicko!
2007-01-11 20:29:10 · answer #8 · answered by Eye of the Beholder 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go lady, go!!!
2007-01-11 20:25:58 · answer #9 · answered by geee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! firer
2007-01-12 02:01:11 · answer #10 · answered by tease :-) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋