All categories - 11 January 2007

a cure for the religion virus?

or do you think that the majority of people are doomed?

doomed to spend the rest of there lives in prisoned by a non-existant diety???

2007-01-11 20:20:01 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

A Man walks into a bar and the barman says "I'm not serving you"

The guy asks "why not" and the barman says "because you haven't got a tie on"

The bloke, desperate for a pint, goes out to his car, hoping that he has a tie in there somewhere. All he can find in the boot is a set of jump leads. He puts these round his neck like a tie and goes back to the pub.

The barman looks at him warily and says "Ok, I'll serve you.... but you'd better not start anything"

2007-01-11 20:19:41 · 19 answers · asked by Andrew H 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I need to drop a few pounds!!! Please help!!!!!

2007-01-11 20:19:38 · 41 answers · asked by THE ACTS OF POWER 2 in Diet & Fitness

You know what I find so troubling about the Bible, especially the New Testament? It's the disciples' poor reporting of events. Of course I say this from reporter's point of view. Luke wrote the pharisees were taking the best seat among the synagogue. Where is the best seat? Front row or at a convenient corner?Why can't he describe it? Luke wrote a large crowd followed Christ to a house. How large was the crowd? How many people? 100 or 1000? Can't he give a figure? Luke wrote the Holy Spirit came upon the people. What's that? A beam shining down from heaven? A white dove flying by? **** it Luke! Tell us what that Holy Spirit is and I'll give you a Pullitzer Prize.

You see, Christians, I would forgive the disciples if they were inadequate in their writing, for they were no trained writers in the first place. But their inconsistence in their reporting that really get to my nerves. When they record what was said by Christ or the others, they can write down in full detail, word for word. But when it comes to events or places, they leave the picture blank in most cases. As if they were assuming that their readers would know it like a general knowledge, like how we need not explaining what is electric switch to classmates. As if the disciples were assuming that their writing was only meant for their generation. Did they even know that Christianity is going to be a great religion 20 centuries later?

I say John, the last living disciple of Christ who wrote the book of Revelation, was nearly a good reporter. But he should ask the leading angel if the beast rising from the sea was made of metal or living flesh. Answer from such question could mean a great deal to 21st century people.

Christians, your faith is based on what happened sometime in the past. It is therefore relavant if while trying to understand your religion you should also understand history. While trying to grasp the good teaching please do yourself a big favour -- understand the logics behind it, if there's any.

2007-01-11 20:19:36 · 7 answers · asked by Ayamkatek 2 in Religion & Spirituality

please suggest natural remedies

2007-01-11 20:19:35 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hair

2007-01-11 20:19:28 · 7 answers · asked by ghetto_queen 1 in Singles & Dating

2007-01-11 20:19:14 · 4 answers · asked by Vic D. Dik 2 in United Arab Emirates

10. God worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.

9. God knew that Adam would one day require someone to locate and hand him the TV remote.

8. God knew that Adam would never go out and get himself a new fig leaf when his seat wore out and would, therefore, need Eve to go get one for him.

7. God knew that Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist, or haircut appointment for himself.

6. God knew that Adam would never be able to remember which night to put the garbage on the curb.

5. God knew that if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.

4. As "Keeper of the Garden," Adam would never remember where he left his tools.

3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.

2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone!" And finally, the number ONE reason that God created Eve...
1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched His head, and said, "I can do better than THAT!"

2007-01-11 20:19:11 · 20 answers · asked by hotchocolate 2 in Jokes & Riddles

What program should I use? Webmail? Microsoft Word? Or Outlook?

2007-01-11 20:18:58 · 3 answers · asked by jeff 1 in Programming & Design

2007-01-11 20:18:54 · 6 answers · asked by Y 2 in Psychology

What I mean by this question is....there's a female who had a thing for me, and unconsciously I ruined myself and the attraction she had for me. I didn't realize it until after she was avoiding me. How do I get back in the game with the same female? I'm not dating her, I'm just well....LOL....you know. Anyway, I'm trying to make whatever it was she was attracted to me...I don't know what it was, I'm trying to make some attraction again. I want to meet up with her again. I'm afraid I've revealed too much of myself and know she has no more intrique or mystery from me. She knows all so I guess she's bored with me now. I need to throw something back in the game to get me back in. Fellas help me out. Females keep your mouth shut! LOL I'm joking ladies. You're free to drop your opinion too.

2007-01-11 20:18:49 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Hi all you mummys and expectiong mummys, im 9 months and 3 weeks pergnant, i refused to be induced and i was wondering whether i should have a home birth or a hospital birth, what is difference, and is it dangerous to keep on with this pregnancy? i really definetly want totaly natural. please help?

2007-01-11 20:18:47 · 13 answers · asked by Alex 3 in Pregnancy

2007-01-11 20:18:44 · 4 answers · asked by shine 2 in Careers & Employment

hey
me and my friend (whos a gurl) we're like best friends but i dunno we like allways argue or fight sometimes we joke but other times its serious like we get mad at each other for a day and don't talk then the next day we besties again.....most of tha time its about stupid things....is this ok...what ur opinion on our relationship....btw i kinda like her... :P
i doubt she likes me back coz most chicks r into buffed guys..btw were like 16

2007-01-11 20:18:38 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Friends

2007-01-11 20:18:36 · 5 answers · asked by Ady 2 in Software

What if you love 3 persons? the first one its like you know you love him and your mind tells you that he is the one for you... the second one is that you are always happy when you are together and its like that he will not let harm get you... and the last one has rejected you first but wants to have you again... and facing the fact that you cannot forget him even though a long time had passed...and you are still intrested in his life..

2007-01-11 20:18:33 · 4 answers · asked by Heartbreaker 1 in Friends

2007-01-11 20:18:28 · 17 answers · asked by Kitten 1 in Other - Society & Culture

you love this guy but he does not have time for you and he doesn't even call u and you kind of miss him all the time.

2007-01-11 20:18:22 · 15 answers · asked by spankybee 2 in Singles & Dating

2007-01-11 20:18:17 · 3 answers · asked by grant w 1 in Other - France

i fell in love with a boy when we were both in elementary school. we flirted a little, then he moved out of the US with his family. i was SO sad.

we lost touch for 13 years. then we met online, met each other again, and then got married! we have been married for almost 4 years and have a baby girl. i believe in true love!

2007-01-11 20:17:57 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

2007-01-11 20:17:55 · 5 answers · asked by CHALLA S 1 in Programming & Design

Do homosexuals liv in Africa and in the middle east.Does anyone care about those persecuted people . I mean if it is true that homosexuals are found in thoze countries what do they do to rid themselves ov homoes and Jews. Do they refer to Hitler for help.

2007-01-11 20:17:52 · 8 answers · asked by zyp_john 2 in History

2007-01-11 20:17:51 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cancer

2007-01-11 20:17:50 · 8 answers · asked by EVA J 4 in Pain & Pain Management

huh ??

2007-01-11 20:17:48 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I asked a similar question yesterday and received responses. I have been in a contract sale of property and found out that a quit claim was filed in Jan. 2006 without my knowledge. Now the seller is begging me to sign it back over to her. Since I am now the legal owner of the property am I still responsible for the terms of the contract? I agreed to pay the seller what I promised in the contract but she won't agree to it unless I sign the house over. She was after me to refinance the house to pay her off earlier. Unfortunately I am unable to do so because of bad credit. Another one of her terms is that my payments be raised higher or for me to find another residence. I know it would be unfair of me to just not pay but I don't know what to do. What puzzles me is if my final payoff isn't until 10 years then why did they file this quit claim giving up their rights last year. Is the contract still in effect now that I am the legal owner? Or is the house mine free and clear?

2007-01-11 20:17:33 · 4 answers · asked by LISA J 1 in Renting & Real Estate

MRSA? I heard that other countries like Belgium have no recorded cases.

2007-01-11 20:17:28 · 10 answers · asked by V 5 in Infectious Diseases

2007-01-11 20:17:15 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-01-11 20:17:11 · 6 answers · asked by justfrens2002 2 in Movies

2007-01-11 20:17:03 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mythology & Folklore