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10. God worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.

9. God knew that Adam would one day require someone to locate and hand him the TV remote.

8. God knew that Adam would never go out and get himself a new fig leaf when his seat wore out and would, therefore, need Eve to go get one for him.

7. God knew that Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist, or haircut appointment for himself.

6. God knew that Adam would never be able to remember which night to put the garbage on the curb.

5. God knew that if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.

4. As "Keeper of the Garden," Adam would never remember where he left his tools.

3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.

2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone!" And finally, the number ONE reason that God created Eve...
1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched His head, and said, "I can do better than THAT!"

2007-01-11 20:19:11 · 20 answers · asked by hotchocolate 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

20 answers

It gets an 8.72

2007-01-11 20:31:21 · answer #1 · answered by birdy 3 · 3 0

10/10

2007-01-11 21:07:31 · answer #2 · answered by punk'n'pretty 3 · 2 0

The historic previous of the midsection Finger nicely, now......right it is a few thing I under no circumstances knew earlier, and now that i recognize it, i trust compelled to deliver it on to my more suitable smart pals in the wish that they, too, will sense edified. isn't historic previous more suitable relaxing once you recognize some thing about it? earlier the conflict of Agincourt in 1415, the French, waiting for victory over the English, proposed to cut back off the midsection finger of all captured English squaddies. with out the midsection finger it may well be no longer achieveable to entice the nicely huge-spread English longbow and for this reason they'd be incapable of scuffling with in the destiny. This fashionable English longbow grow to be made from the close by English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow grow to be huge-spread as "plucking the yew" (or "pluck yew"). a lot to the bewilderment of the French, the English gained a substantial dissatisfied and began mocking the French by using waving their midsection hands on the defeated French, saying, See, we are able to nevertheless pluck yew! when you consider that 'pluck yew' is truly puzzling to assert, the puzzling consonant cluster on the start has steadily replaced to a labiodentals fricative F', and for this reason the words oftentimes used on the aspect of the single-finger-salute! that's likewise simply by pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is large-spread as "giving the poultry." it continues to be an appropriate SALUTE TO THE FRENCH immediately! And yew concept yew knew each plucking element.

2016-10-30 21:44:57 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

good one, 8 out of 10, was getting a bit irritated in the beginning, but the last one made up for everything :)

2007-01-11 20:35:20 · answer #4 · answered by hmmm 3 · 1 0

Great one! Ever wonder why men and woman complain about jokes that show how much better the opposite sex is, when all they want and sometimes brag about is someone from the opposite sex! Go figure!

2007-01-11 21:36:53 · answer #5 · answered by Motti _Shish 6 · 2 0

I give it 10 out 10. It so true. Men be lost without us.

2007-01-11 22:10:15 · answer #6 · answered by mrsrhowell 3 · 2 0

all rates 9.5 Number 1 rate 12 out of 10

Very kewl

2007-01-11 20:37:34 · answer #7 · answered by diarubie 5 · 1 0

shows all the positive sides of being a woman - lol

oh i jus noticed sommat - the first three letters in woman are wom, and the first three letters in womb are also wom - okay jus discovered that now!

2007-01-11 22:28:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

You forgot the most important one - you can guess. But other than that you were right on.

2007-01-11 20:33:19 · answer #9 · answered by silverman 3 · 2 0

And he did, didn't he....oh don't start me on that one, I can't deal with another abuse report....5/10

2007-01-11 20:54:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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