A Man walks into a bar and the barman says "I'm not serving you"
The guy asks "why not" and the barman says "because you haven't got a tie on"
The bloke, desperate for a pint, goes out to his car, hoping that he has a tie in there somewhere. All he can find in the boot is a set of jump leads. He puts these round his neck like a tie and goes back to the pub.
The barman looks at him warily and says "Ok, I'll serve you.... but you'd better not start anything"
2007-01-11 20:19:41 · 19 answers · asked by Andrew H 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A good solid 7, a workman like joke, rough and sensible without too much dialogue.
2007-01-11 20:25:05 · answer #1 · answered by Lt. Dan reborn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee heee ! Good laugh. Poor barman, couldn't risk another hiding, ha ha !
2007-01-11 22:35:20 · answer #2 · answered by onelife006 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a nice joke 10/10
2007-01-11 21:45:33 · answer #3 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard dis 1 b4 and it wasn't dat funny.
2007-01-11 21:53:10 · answer #4 · answered by tickgal88 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
a nice joke
2007-01-11 20:53:49 · answer #5 · answered by DeepBlue 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that a good one. That be something hubby would do.
2007-01-11 22:08:18 · answer #6 · answered by mrsrhowell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats canny
2007-01-11 20:25:39 · answer #7 · answered by andrew+nat 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a clever pun and quite funny. :)
2007-01-11 22:12:00 · answer #8 · answered by hotchocolate 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one mate.
2007-01-11 20:28:57 · answer #9 · answered by ibro999 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its old but its funny
2007-01-11 22:22:18 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋