I dispensed with my lack of belief when I saw him take off his head and out came a swarm of locusts. So, I did the following:
I tied him to a bed and wrapped his body with bible paper, spreading a mixture of raw onion, radish, and holy water onto his forehead. After putting on my protective demon-resistant, aluminum foil hat, I burned 5 images of a crucifix into my face and permanently scarrred my reproductive organs. I then repeated the following: 'Lobusti dominuso rollatini lasagna spaghettios. Demon leave this vessel and stop making him listen to Barry Manilow music!'. It worked except now he doesn't stop burping. Any help?
2006-12-30
15:39:14
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