I dispensed with my lack of belief when I saw him take off his head and out came a swarm of locusts. So, I did the following:
I tied him to a bed and wrapped his body with bible paper, spreading a mixture of raw onion, radish, and holy water onto his forehead. After putting on my protective demon-resistant, aluminum foil hat, I burned 5 images of a crucifix into my face and permanently scarrred my reproductive organs. I then repeated the following: 'Lobusti dominuso rollatini lasagna spaghettios. Demon leave this vessel and stop making him listen to Barry Manilow music!'. It worked except now he doesn't stop burping. Any help?
2006-12-30 15:39:14 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Try a spell or hypnosis
Landy
2006-12-30 20:58:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What Is Going On With You? You're Doing The Same Thing In Additional Details, Yet You Said You're Sorry At The Same Time As Doing It..
2016-03-29 01:34:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hurry, you must immediately remove all fizzy drinks from the premises! Especially those containing Spenda. The Spenda was most likely the vessel used by the demon to posses him in the first place. Good luck and avoid pasta for 13 days.
2006-12-30 15:46:03 · answer #3 · answered by Swirlgirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This happens... It's not easy extricating Rosie O'Donnell from someone's soul. The burping is caused by the lingering aftertaste of rotten tuna and Twinkies... It will pass.
2006-12-30 15:42:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hmmm...sounds like a good script for South Park or the next Constantine. Other than that I can't help you, and I don't think any answers are going to seriously help you either goofball.
ps. stay away from demons!
2006-12-30 15:51:50 · answer #5 · answered by Sir Graham 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Try giving him baking soda in holy water
2006-12-30 15:41:32 · answer #6 · answered by MamaCat 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pepto Bismal is what I used during my last Exorcism.
Mylanta is also good.
Good Luck.
2006-12-30 15:44:15 · answer #7 · answered by Dr. Douche 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why are you hell bent on convincing people that demon possession does not exist?
Don't believe? Fine, shut up and move on and leave the rest of us alone.
2006-12-30 15:42:25 · answer #8 · answered by Sugar Shack Sheryl 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Give him some mylanta
2006-12-30 15:41:27 · answer #9 · answered by rikki105 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Demons come out !!!!!!!!
2006-12-30 15:40:35 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋