There was once a man who liked baked beans a lot. He ate them every day, but the problem was that they caused him to fart. A lot.
His fiance called him one day and told him to come over for dinner. After he got out of work, he went to the store, bought a can of baked beans and ate them on the way home.
When he got to the door, his fiance said "I have a big surprise for you!", put a blindfold on him, and guided him to the table. He sat down, with the blindfold on ready to eat. His fiance went in the kitchen to finish preparing dinner.
Suddenly, he had to fart. Really bad. He tried not to, since he would stink up the whole house, but he just had to. He let a huge one rip. It lasted about 10 seconds, and it was loud.
His fiance came back in the room with dinner, put it on the table, and took the blindfold off of him. "Surprise!" Her family were guests for dinner.
2006-12-30
15:43:58
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