There was once a man who liked baked beans a lot. He ate them every day, but the problem was that they caused him to fart. A lot.
His fiance called him one day and told him to come over for dinner. After he got out of work, he went to the store, bought a can of baked beans and ate them on the way home.
When he got to the door, his fiance said "I have a big surprise for you!", put a blindfold on him, and guided him to the table. He sat down, with the blindfold on ready to eat. His fiance went in the kitchen to finish preparing dinner.
Suddenly, he had to fart. Really bad. He tried not to, since he would stink up the whole house, but he just had to. He let a huge one rip. It lasted about 10 seconds, and it was loud.
His fiance came back in the room with dinner, put it on the table, and took the blindfold off of him. "Surprise!" Her family were guests for dinner.
2006-12-30 15:43:58 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny!!
2006-12-30 15:49:25 · answer #1 · answered by hamsa 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you can't fart in front of your (future) family, then you should get another fiance. Personally, I would have gone into the bathroom and farted into a balloon. Then as the (future) in laws were leaving I'd give 'em the balloon, and say something like, "just a little something, from me"
2006-12-31 00:32:13 · answer #2 · answered by Dr Know It All 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha
2006-12-31 00:05:34 · answer #3 · answered by I kill all republicans 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was quite a gasser. At least I gas it was.
(I love puns)
Oh, this would be so embarrassing. I think I would have said something like." Sorry for that, but I am on prescription medicine and it makes me very gassy.. but hopefully it will clear up my stomach problems"
2006-12-30 23:53:00 · answer #4 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The guy should have moved his chair and coincided the noise of chair rubbing against the floor with his music... so far as the smell is concerned there were others too !!!
2006-12-31 05:15:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
and that was the end of the romance 8/10
2006-12-31 04:53:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it many times before
2006-12-31 01:45:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i heard this same exact joke, almost worded exactly the same, about 4 years ago. its old.
2006-12-31 01:10:52 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol........ now thats sooo EMBARRASING!!!!!!
I hat to be that dude! well, someones poison is someones medicine and i loved it. totally hillarious.... i giv u 10/10 for making me laugh that bad :)
2006-12-30 23:51:13 · answer #9 · answered by tasha 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard it before, but still funny.
2006-12-30 23:54:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2006-12-30 23:53:25 · answer #11 · answered by Fluffy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋