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Cannibals capture three men. The men are told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will be used to make canoes. Then they are each given a final request. The first man asks to be killed as quickly and painlessly as possible. His request is granted, and they poison him. The second man asks for paper and a pen so that he can write a farewell letter to his family. This request is granted, and after he writes his letter, they kill him saving his skin for their canoes. Now it is the third man's turn. He asks for a fork. The cannibals are confused, but it is his final request, so they give him a fork. As soon as he has the fork he begins stabbing himself all over and shouts, "To hell with your canoes!"

2006-12-05 05:06:25 · 7 answers · asked by Pickles 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Hi there. Got an iBook running OX 10. When I try to start up, it gets to the grey screen, shows apple, runs the progress wheel for five minutes, and then restarts. I've tried starting up in safe mode, but the same thing happened. Please tell me there is hope left!!

2006-12-05 05:06:19 · 1 answers · asked by Deborah C 2 in Laptops & Notebooks

2006-12-05 05:06:19 · 8 answers · asked by moryogaluv 1 in Diabetes

If a Black person calls another Black person a Ni---r it is ok. But if any other race calls a black person a Ni---r suddenly it becomes a problem? Why Why?
And why is it ok for ANY race (even blacks) to use words such as "Honkey, ****, chinks, and much more)
Notice How I had to not say the N word because of the Yahoo filter here. But all the rest (honkey, ****, chink) where not filtered out.... Why is that?

2006-12-05 05:06:05 · 33 answers · asked by Mike E 3 in Other - Cultures & Groups

Because it says it is write-protected? What can I do to get rid of it?
I use Windows XP Home Edition. Thanks.

Answer that works gets 10 points.

2006-12-05 05:06:04 · 6 answers · asked by Anthony F 1 in Security

A. Tariff

B. Treaty

C. Territory

D. Trade

2006-12-05 05:06:01 · 16 answers · asked by Jayme P 1 in Government

We all looked the way we do for a reason! Love your skin.

We all have features of our ancestrial past. Love your genes.
(It's ok if you want your descendents to carry your features 300 years from now)

We should learn to uphold the truths of our past and cultures

Share them with others not condeming theirs while uplifting yours.

Teach to reach the height of mankind is my secular.

Just imagine how far we would be as a species if we we're more ANT like, possessing the same intellectual abilities and possibilities!

Just imagine the world that had never gone to war with its self.

Hue-mans... Here th call

"The Melanin Factor" is fast approching.

I have found love in all walks of life and hate in places I didn't expect if could exist. People are we that morally reduced that we are now so emotional about every thing that we are literally cultivating a mass emotional and mental break down.So many symptoms of this appear on every level of life in the US to date.

2006-12-05 05:05:48 · 7 answers · asked by Pr Messu Ankh Ta Aten Anpu 1 in Psychology

2006-12-05 05:05:43 · 26 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

i read that u can get pregnant at any time but it is more likely to get prego when ur ovulating. so are there any homemade ways to detect ovulation and are those ovulation calender websites acutually accurate?

2006-12-05 05:05:42 · 5 answers · asked by Imani J 1 in Pregnancy

2006-12-05 05:05:38 · 2 answers · asked by subramaniyan.k 1 in Other - Business & Finance

Do you ever laugh at the Avatars or is it just me?

2006-12-05 05:05:36 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I bought my boyfriend a new sony car stereo only to find out that he doesnt like sony. I just want to know if he is being silly and sony really does sound good.

2006-12-05 05:05:28 · 11 answers · asked by Sam 2 in Car Audio

2006-12-05 05:05:27 · 3 answers · asked by Eli K 1 in Biology

.... and is your team playing tonight or tomorow!!!!

2006-12-05 05:05:21 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in UEFA Champions League

2006-12-05 05:05:21 · 4 answers · asked by Victoria W 1 in Photography

and still not losing weight.. do you have any explnation for this?

2006-12-05 05:05:19 · 10 answers · asked by Karine 1 in Diet & Fitness

everyone who is speak to says its ok and perfectly normal. but would jesus do it, would he tolerate it. if it was wrong to him, would he punish it? answers pwleazzzzzzze!!!!!!!

2006-12-05 05:05:17 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

A neighbor went all out for Halloween, and I wondered how they would do this Christmas. They didn't put anything up until last night, and it appears they might do just as much for Christmas. I do most at Christmas ~ how about you?

2006-12-05 05:05:16 · 17 answers · asked by shellbugger 5 in Christmas

i have some 2 week disposables, but i don't wear them daily, and the doctor said i could stretch out the time period til longer. is it ok to just wear and wear them until they feel uncomfortable?

2006-12-05 05:05:13 · 4 answers · asked by sasmallworld 6 in Other - General Health Care

The shock was so devastating since you were a model family in your community. You also found out that he has 3 kids with his mistress.

2006-12-05 05:05:13 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

At the moment it is only a theory how can they possibly prove the fact without any doubt?

2006-12-05 05:05:12 · 13 answers · asked by Siu02rk 3 in Astronomy & Space

I have a 4 month lab mix pit bull and for the past 3 -4 days he has been urinating constenly and we have notice that he has been secreting some blood from his penis. I'm really worried and scarred. I'm going to take him to the vet but I was wodering if any one knew why could this be happening. Thank You

2006-12-05 05:05:09 · 16 answers · asked by fuenteslauree88 1 in Dogs

2006-12-05 05:05:08 · 5 answers · asked by mrsmooseman3 1 in Ford

There are four teams fighting for the last two playoff spots in my league.

Two teams have already clinched. The first place team wants to tank his game on purpose because he doesn't like the matchup he'd get with the fourth place team (the best team in the league).

The issue that's been raised is that by tanking the game, the first place team could very well cost one of the other four teams a playoff spot. It has direct implications.

This has no bearing on my team, but I am the commissioner. What are your thoughts on a commissioner's role in this? On one hand, tanking clearly goes against fair play and sportsmanship. On the other, it's his team, and he can do what he wants with it.

Thoughts?

2006-12-05 05:05:04 · 9 answers · asked by Brad H 2 in Fantasy Sports

2006-12-05 05:04:54 · 16 answers · asked by ☆Dana☆ 3 in Celebrities

hi i'm 13 weeks pregnant today (yes) but i'm also being very scared... i feel that i'm not pregnant for the simple fact that i don't feel pregnant!!!! all i feel is sight tender breasts and hungary and gagging only in the moorings some time twinges now and again.... i have not any butterflies fleeing as i did in the 10 week!!! i had a scan and eveything is great but my next scan is 20 weeks!!!!!1


so at 13 weeks are my sypmtons fine or am i missing somthing?

2006-12-05 05:04:48 · 17 answers · asked by lola k 1 in Pregnancy

I did today. my good deed is done.

2006-12-05 05:04:47 · 7 answers · asked by Hando C 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-05 05:04:46 · 3 answers · asked by ? 3 in Diet & Fitness

2006-12-05 05:04:44 · 2 answers · asked by jmjcds 1 in Other - Computers

I have to write a Christmas letter from my boss to all staff and I'd like to say something a bit more original than thanks for all your hard work, have a good rest and be ready to work even harder next year...

So what would you like your boss to say to you?

2006-12-05 05:04:38 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Careers & Employment