Robbie and Jake at junior school, Robbie is flashing his wrist about showing off his new watch. Jake says “Where did you get the watch?”
‘Can’t tell you, it’s a secret, if I tell, I will lose it’. Robbie replied.
“Some mate you are, can’t even tell me and we are so close” retorts Jake.
‘Oh! ok then, a few days ago I heard a noise from mom and dads room so I went to investigate, like you do, well, that sure surprised them. They were shitting it, so they offered me anything I wanted. Within reason of course, hence the watch’.
“Wicked” says Jake.
So, at home at night, he waits and waits. Days have gone by, obviously the little f*cker has been to school in the meantime and is getting really jealous.
Then it happens, he hears muffled moans, a few muffled screams, so he’s off, across the landing and verrry carefully he opens the door to see daddy on top of mummy and they are bouncing all around the bed. Suddenly dad’s sixth sense kicks in and he spins his head round to see Jake at the bottom of the bed open mouthed.
“What the hell do you want?” shouts dad.
‘I wanna watch’. He shouts back.
“Well shut the f*cking door it’s draughty”
2006-12-05
23:18:30
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