All categories - 4 December 2006

Cos he's got little legs!

2006-12-04 22:40:58 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Three women are killed in a car crash.
When they get to the gates of heaven, they are met by St. Peter.
“Have you all been good on Earth?” he asks the first one
‘Oh yes very good’ she says’ I was married, never strayed, had two wonderful kids and a fabulous hubby’
“Ok the 3rd cloud up 5th on the right you’ll find your harp and off she goes.
“Have you been good on Earth?” he asks the second one.
‘Oh yes’ she says ‘had a great boyfriend, we were going to get married, but hey, what do you know?’
“Ok the 4th cloud up 4th to the left you’ll find your harp.”
Third girl approaches, absolutely gorgeous to look at.”
Have you been good on Earth?” he says.
‘Weeeeeeel, not really, pinched all my friend’s boyfriends, split up a few marriages and had a whale of a time with life’.
“I see” says St. Peter “1st cloud up, 1st cloud to the left”
‘Hey’ she says ‘What about my harp?’
“F*** the harp” he says “ I’ll be up with the horn in a minute”

2006-12-04 22:40:58 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Why is back and chest waxing for guys so expensive?

2006-12-04 22:40:57 · 6 answers · asked by Owen 5 in Men's Health

Of course, it is said that "You shouldnt drive" after anesthetic, but my question is not whether you should or shouldn't. Can someone drive after they are given a small dose of general anesthetic for a 15 minute operation, and after he/she recovers from it and discharged from the hospital the same day? How hard would it be? Is there anyone out there who tried driving?

2006-12-04 22:40:51 · 12 answers · asked by mkoprulu 1 in Other - General Health Care

2006-12-04 22:40:47 · 3 answers · asked by ? 2 in Other - Visual Arts

Further these spots are in small joints of the fingers in hand. Also itching in and around neck and face. After itching small pimple like wound or scrach in the skin appears. What is this disease.? The fingers cannot be touched even while having food which are salted/spicy. Soap water cannot also be touched.

2006-12-04 22:40:42 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Skin Conditions

Isn’t it unfair that if ever you are the one angry he also gets mad, but if he is the one who is angry, he just feels like making me apologize many times..

2006-12-04 22:40:37 · 15 answers · asked by angel 1 in Singles & Dating

I am 23 and an ad professional, who is looking for a break outside my home state. I am business graduate and network a lot. One of my contacts happens to be a young guy, who was a guest lecturer. In his class, my best friend and me often sat together and he used to often look at her and say " I lucky to have such pretty faces in my class".

I kept in touch with him for professional purposes even after graduation. Now this guy is flirting with me fulltime. The issue is he's 30+, married and has a kid. And im not used to this kind of attention. Is something wrong with him? How do i ask him to back off with out being rude?

2006-12-04 22:40:11 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-12-04 22:40:11 · 18 answers · asked by Lue 2 in Etiquette

He calls me really crappy names too. I'm still in love with him though, its amazing I know. My bffs tell me that he still loves me too and thats why he's treating me this way...if he asks me out again should i take him back? And what can i do about him hitting me?

2006-12-04 22:40:06 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-12-04 22:40:02 · 14 answers · asked by anas p 1 in Thanksgiving

I am a virgo born on august 31. when I read my birth profile I think it really sounds like me when it describes personality. I am also shy which is associated with virgos but then I wish I was not shy and more outgoing. I wish I was not born a virgo I wish I was a leo. Are horoscopes really accurate?

2006-12-04 22:39:50 · 10 answers · asked by JWC 1 in Horoscopes

she's about 6 months or so and i've tried the ignoring them thing and it doesnt work... she jus stays hyper... but only when i come home... any other ways that might work??

2006-12-04 22:39:50 · 11 answers · asked by bigguu254 3 in Dogs

2006-12-04 22:39:38 · 5 answers · asked by roy j 1 in First Aid

For a family dinner tonight I have so lovely cold beef that has horseradish and mustard crumb, Im fed up with roast potatoes and fancy a change, any ideas anyone?

2006-12-04 22:39:38 · 23 answers · asked by fran 5 in Other - Food & Drink

My son that's 14 is in grade 9 and is not doing well, When he was in grade 3 they told me he was at a grade 7 level reading and math, So in know his not dump, but when he reached grade 5 he started to lose interest not doing work in class not bringing any work home, I would stay up with him till 12 sometimes bushing him to do it, he would start but before long he would just stare at the ceiling thinking of other things. well last year we moved to another country and his had to learn a new language, well its been a year and we have been trying very hard to help him out, with tutors 4 days a week, witch is cousting us a lot of money. We had a talk with his teachers and he is up to the same old stuff, not handing in papers, not writing down what is on the board, handing in blank exames. But when it come to talking with freinds his fine. Don't know want to do, how do I get him to start taking school seriously?

2006-12-04 22:39:22 · 6 answers · asked by Lara <:(((>< 4 in Primary & Secondary Education

2006-12-04 22:39:09 · 13 answers · asked by paul f 1 in Homework Help

2006-12-04 22:39:09 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Books & Authors

2006-12-04 22:38:56 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-12-04 22:38:48 · 26 answers · asked by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 in Polls & Surveys

Knowing the truth of this alone and miracles can you work.

who is out there?

2006-12-04 22:38:44 · 12 answers · asked by James 5 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-12-04 22:38:36 · 36 answers · asked by Tipsy Dipsy 2 in Polls & Surveys

I want my husband to get checked desperatly. Everyone in our house is suffering because of him. Some days he is fine and happy and fun. Others he sleeps all the time, when he is up, he says nothing nice, always yelling, and is never happy about anything. Our 2 children and I went to visit family for 10 days when we got off the plane he yelled at me with in 10 minutes, I thought he would be happy for us to be home. Does this sound like depression?

2006-12-04 22:38:25 · 9 answers · asked by katbeek 2 in Mental Health

Please see http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/79/Tehran-2-1600.jpg
to see a close shot of Tehran
Then if you like you can visit these links to:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tehran
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iran
If you like to visit my city visit:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tabriz
The photographer seems to have taken a photograph of Tabrz's sky not the city itself.It's as beautiful as Tehran.
Did you find them interesting?

2006-12-04 22:38:20 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

2006-12-04 22:38:01 · 3 answers · asked by shridhar t 1 in Aircraft

tell me a RUDE joke that will make me laugh and say yuck together

2006-12-04 22:37:56 · 9 answers · asked by Blade 3 in Jokes & Riddles

please give answer with sufficiant examples

2006-12-04 22:37:39 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Home Theater

i need 6 answers

2006-12-04 22:37:36 · 40 answers · asked by england til i die 3 in Board Games

a Dwarf with learning difficulties?
It's not big, and it's not clever!

2006-12-04 22:37:28 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups