Three women are killed in a car crash.
When they get to the gates of heaven, they are met by St. Peter.
“Have you all been good on Earth?” he asks the first one
‘Oh yes very good’ she says’ I was married, never strayed, had two wonderful kids and a fabulous hubby’
“Ok the 3rd cloud up 5th on the right you’ll find your harp and off she goes.
“Have you been good on Earth?” he asks the second one.
‘Oh yes’ she says ‘had a great boyfriend, we were going to get married, but hey, what do you know?’
“Ok the 4th cloud up 4th to the left you’ll find your harp.”
Third girl approaches, absolutely gorgeous to look at.”
Have you been good on Earth?” he says.
‘Weeeeeeel, not really, pinched all my friend’s boyfriends, split up a few marriages and had a whale of a time with life’.
“I see” says St. Peter “1st cloud up, 1st cloud to the left”
‘Hey’ she says ‘What about my harp?’
“F*** the harp” he says “ I’ll be up with the horn in a minute”
2006-12-04 22:40:58 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
dats a good 1
thats gonna be in my head all day now!
2006-12-04 23:37:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wait im coming 1st cloud 1st on the left wait for me
2006-12-04 22:50:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-12-04 22:43:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny
2006-12-04 22:55:06 · answer #4 · answered by Reese 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice.
2006-12-04 22:48:20 · answer #5 · answered by a person 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
likin da angel jokes
2006-12-06 08:13:03 · answer #6 · answered by Manc lad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this one is crazy st. Peter. GOOD LOL,...
2006-12-04 23:01:30 · answer #7 · answered by pinky 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dirty st peter
2006-12-04 22:45:47 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha funny
2006-12-04 22:42:26 · answer #9 · answered by mr. x 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lovin it, lovin it, lovin it!
2006-12-07 12:16:53 · answer #10 · answered by foxy lady 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋