A lady in her late 40's went to a plastic surgeon
for a face lift. The doctor told her of a new
procedure called "The Knob."
This small knob is implanted on the back of a woman's
head and can be turned to tighten up the skin to
produce the effect of a brand new facelift forever.
Of course the woman wanted "the Knob."
Fifteen years later the woman went back to the
surgeon with 2 problems.
"All these years everything had been working just fine.
I've had to turn the knob on lots of occasions and
I've loved the results. But now, I have developed
two annoying problems. First of all I have got these
terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get
rid of them "
The doctor looked at her and said, "Those aren't
bags, those are your breasts."
She replied, "Well, I guess that explains the
goatee."
2006-11-29
01:17:47
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