A lady in her late 40's went to a plastic surgeon
for a face lift. The doctor told her of a new
procedure called "The Knob."
This small knob is implanted on the back of a woman's
head and can be turned to tighten up the skin to
produce the effect of a brand new facelift forever.
Of course the woman wanted "the Knob."
Fifteen years later the woman went back to the
surgeon with 2 problems.
"All these years everything had been working just fine.
I've had to turn the knob on lots of occasions and
I've loved the results. But now, I have developed
two annoying problems. First of all I have got these
terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get
rid of them "
The doctor looked at her and said, "Those aren't
bags, those are your breasts."
She replied, "Well, I guess that explains the
goatee."
2006-11-29 01:17:47 · 8 answers · asked by biggsy 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha Ha very good
You get my vote
2006-11-29 01:40:58 · answer #1 · answered by JEFF K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, hahahaha....omg! That's some knob hey? Great joke!!
2006-11-29 01:50:22 · answer #2 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao good one, keep em coming
2006-11-29 01:25:28 · answer #3 · answered by chantelle d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha good one
2006-11-29 01:46:30 · answer #4 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahahahahahahahaha
very slick
2006-11-29 01:29:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
looooooooooooooooool
2006-11-29 01:20:26 · answer #6 · answered by adi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was great
2006-11-29 01:27:13 · answer #7 · answered by thuglife 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one !!!!!
2006-11-29 02:54:31 · answer #8 · answered by bluebottle 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋