1.)
A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?
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2.)
A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?
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3.)
A man walks into his bathroom and shoots himself right between the eyes using a REAL gun and REAL bullets. He walks out alive, with no blood anywhere. And no, he didn't miss and he wasn't superman or any other caped crusader.
How did he do it?
First one with all 3 right gets 10pts!
GOOD LUCK!
2006-11-27
02:51:01
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