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1.)
A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?

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2.)
A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?

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3.)
A man walks into his bathroom and shoots himself right between the eyes using a REAL gun and REAL bullets. He walks out alive, with no blood anywhere. And no, he didn't miss and he wasn't superman or any other caped crusader.
How did he do it?


First one with all 3 right gets 10pts!

GOOD LUCK!

2006-11-27 02:51:01 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

All of the RIGHT answers are out there...but no-one has them together! keep trying!

2006-11-27 03:05:06 · update #1

The only person to correctly answer #1 deleted their answer! keep trying!

2006-11-27 03:09:44 · update #2

the answer to #1 is NOT that she took his picture...theres more to it than that!

2006-11-27 03:12:12 · update #3

32 answers

QUESTION ONE - SHE TOOK HER HUSBANDS PHOTO
QUESTION 2 - THE BOY HOLDS A GLASS OF WATER OVER HIS HEAD
QUESTION 3 - SHOOTS HIMSELF IN THE MIRROR

2006-11-27 02:55:24 · answer #1 · answered by LEEANE G 3 · 6 1

Well.. not sure about the third one.. but here goes..

1) the woman takes a picuture(shoots) of her husband and puts the picture under water(developing it..) then she puts it in a frame or portrait and hangs the photo.

2) Well.. he could be in a place like with an aquarium connected to two sides of the wall not touching the ground.. and he could be standing in it.. or he could have a bucket of water/glass of water and balance it/hold it on his head.. there he earned 10$ caz the magician dint mention he had to stand/sit inside the water..

3)well.. many ppl have said what i thought of.. the mirror.. shot his own reflection.. (not sure as i have mentioned earlier)

2006-11-27 03:07:54 · answer #2 · answered by Death Avenger 3 · 0 0

1. She shoots him as a phatographer
2. The kid filled a glass of water and held it over his head for 10 minutes
3. He shot his reflection in the bathroom mirror

2006-11-27 03:18:28 · answer #3 · answered by Stefy 2 · 0 0

#1 Shes a photographer and developed the pictures after taking them, then they went out
#2 The boy held a glass of water over his head
#3 He shot the mirror

2006-11-27 14:34:09 · answer #4 · answered by aprilsdad97 2 · 0 0

1 The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.

2 The kid filled a glass of water and held it over his head for 10 minutes.

3 he shot the image in the mirror

2006-11-27 02:57:57 · answer #5 · answered by Faith 5 · 1 1

1.) The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.

2.) The kid filled a glass of water and held it over his head for 10 minutes.

3.) He shot his reflection in the bathroom mirror.

2006-11-27 03:00:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

1. she was a photographer. she took her husband's picture and developed it.

2. the kid stayed under a glass of water.

3. he shot himself in the mirror.

2006-11-27 03:47:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

1)The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.

2)The kid filled a glass of water and held it over his head for 10 minutes.

3)He shot his reflection in the bathroom mirror.

2006-11-27 02:55:42 · answer #8 · answered by Kyleontheweb 5 · 5 1

1 First she takes a pic of him, then they go in a hot tub or something, where his body is under water, but not head, and then she hangs out with him, or it was a dream or i don't know

2 he puts a glass of water on his head, and can hold it there for 10 min

3 he shoots mirror
p.S. If anyone gets htose points -they were NOT easy lol

2006-11-27 03:54:25 · answer #9 · answered by teddy bear 3 · 0 0

1. She took his picture, developed it, and hung it to dry.

2. The boy stood under a glass of water.

3. He shot his reflection in the mirror.

2006-11-27 02:57:23 · answer #10 · answered by MARY L 5 · 3 1

1she's a photograher 2 stands under a glass of water 3 shoots the mirror

2006-11-27 03:23:33 · answer #11 · answered by nobattreq1 1 · 0 0

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