All categories - 24 November 2006

2006-11-24 18:03:34 · 31 answers · asked by Theo P 1 in Other - Skin & Body

Three convicts were on their way to prison. They were each allowed to bring along one item to help them occupy their time while incarcerated.

On the bus, one turned to another and said, "So, what did you bring?"

The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that he intended to paint anything he could. He wanted to become the "Grandma Moses of Jail."

Then he asked the first, "What did you bring?"

The first convict pulled out a deck of cards, grinned and said, "I brought cards. I can play poker, gin and other games with a cellmate, or all sorts of different solitaire games when I'm by myself."

The third convict was sitting quietly aside, grinning to himself.

The other two took notice and asked, "Why are you so smug? What did you bring?"

The guy pulled out a box of tampons, smiled and said, "I brought these."

The other two were puzzled and asked, "What can you do with those?"

He grinned, pointed to the box and said, "Well according to the label, I can go horseback riding, swimming, roller skating...."

2006-11-24 18:03:33 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Please help me out! I am going to have triplets in 8 months! Can any mothers help me out and give me some tips! I have so many questions! This is my first time having a child and I am NERVOUS! The worst part is that I am only 19 and I have no steady boyfriend! My mom knows but she's so upset that I had sex with a guy I hardly knew and now having his 3 babies, she won't even look at me! I spend all my time up here in my room and the only time I ever go downstairs is to get food and when I go somewhere or come back. I just don't know what to do about the babies, or my mom, or the guy who did this to me. Nothing makes sense anymore! I'm going into an emotional breakdown here and I don't have anyone to love! PLEASE help me! I can't stand the horror of being a single mom of three kids, on my own, with a job, and not having a mom or dad (divorce) to go to for help! PLEASE!!!!

2006-11-24 18:03:26 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Pregnancy & Parenting

2006-11-24 18:03:18 · 1 answers · asked by kehlygirl 2 in Careers & Employment

2006-11-24 18:03:12 · 13 answers · asked by madchurchil 1 in Politics

2006-11-24 18:03:00 · 11 answers · asked by sandip d 1 in Music

Just wonderin

2006-11-24 18:02:59 · 13 answers · asked by diamonds_are_love 2 in Makeup

I did. I loved steven!

2006-11-24 18:02:50 · 14 answers · asked by Wow! I have a pig nose! 4 in Polls & Surveys

I already have a 512 mb RAM & i am thinking of upgrading it to 1 gb. My motherboard is D101GGC . Will this much RAM & motherboard will play latest games.

P.S.-My motherboard has intigrated ATI Radeon Xpress 200.
Plus how to convert mpeg format clip to vcd format. My software is not able to convert it ( I am using software for the 1st time).

2006-11-24 18:02:41 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Desktops

2006-11-24 18:02:31 · 17 answers · asked by roseanne 1 in Other - Cultures & Groups

what would you do if you crawled into bed and there was dora the explorer hiding under the blankets saying HOLA! ????

2006-11-24 18:02:27 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-24 18:02:23 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

He barks at everyone he see.What is wrong with him?

2006-11-24 18:02:21 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

Many have accused religion of starting wars or at least making them worse. I would like to know which wars were started by religion in the past 250 years.

2006-11-24 18:02:20 · 12 answers · asked by Just Wondering 3 in Religion & Spirituality

So today I'm off from work and I get a call doing Christmas shopping, turns out my planed wonderful dinner for two by the fireplace and my other activates canceled because his friend wants a ride to the capitol where a boxing contest is being held.

Grinding my teeth, I said fine, do what you want to. He then suggest brining me, I remind him I'm working tomorrow (Saturday). Turns out latter they decided not to do the whole boxing thing and then my boyfriend calls feeling guilty, saying maybe we could go out, it's too late by then and I can hear his friend drunk in the back ground being retarded.

He then calls me over and over (my boyfriend) within two hours time, i can tell he knows I’m upset for canceling our plans, but he's drinking with his friend, this guy has caused my boyfriend time and money, in 1 weeks time my boyfriend spent 200 on booze and drives him places!

Who Am I to be mad at, my boyfriend for doing everything for a leach or the friend whose a grown man?

2006-11-24 18:02:08 · 11 answers · asked by Juleette 6 in Singles & Dating

im black and im thinking about getting blonde highlights,the box says do not used on permed hair and my hair is permed so how long do i have 2 wait 2 use it or can i use it at all.and what brand is good 4 our hair type and will actually come out blonde?

2006-11-24 18:02:04 · 3 answers · asked by a.k.a Australia 2 in Hair

1) my gentleness
2) my humor
3) my devastating good looks
4) I'm dreaming again

2006-11-24 18:01:59 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Just like you can truly be sad you can truly be happy. So if happiness is not true what is it false. So what is it you just recieved an invite to dinner from a friend you have not seen in a while are you truly happy or is the happiness false. you are truly happy.

2006-11-24 18:01:41 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

2006-11-24 18:01:40 · 3 answers · asked by kim 2 in Words & Wordplay

As usual, things were not going well at the United Nations.

Thus, many visiting ambassadors had to room together. It just so happend that Vladimir, the Russian Ambassador, and Umballa, the Zambian Ambassador, were sharing a suite.

To pass the time, Vladimir introduced his fellow dignitary to the Russian game of roulette. He produced an antique Soviet revolver, and a single bullet. It took a while, but he was finally able to explain the gist of the game to Umballa. Intrigued and excited, Umballa loved the game.

By the time the U.N. meeting was over, the two had become fast friends. As they parted company at the airport, Umballa told Vladimir, ''One day, you must visit my country, and try our version of your roulette.''

A year later, Vladimir was in Zambia, and looked up his old friend. Umballa remembered him, and welcomed him with open arms.

''I have come, my comrade, to try your game.''

''Very well. Come with me.''
Umballa took his friend before six, buck-naked bush women. ''Pick one. Any one. And she will give you a b-l-o-w-j-o-b.''

"But my friend, where is the danger in this?''

Umballa replied with a toothy smile, ''One of them is a cannibal.''

2006-11-24 18:01:40 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

between Willie Parker vs Baltimore....Frank Gore vs St Louis.....Shaun Alexander vs Green Bay....or Ahman Green vs Seattle

2006-11-24 18:01:28 · 10 answers · asked by nairb8979 2 in Fantasy Sports

Trillions of dollars are spent by irresponsible governments in the
study and exploration of the Universe.
Should't we first direct our attention and actions towards ending poverty, disease and misery in this very planet of ours?

2006-11-24 18:01:25 · 13 answers · asked by RainbowGirl 4 in Other - Society & Culture

Did you know that ketchup is the natural enemy of glue? so if i stick a couple packs in my mouth before i get "in" the glue vat, i can squirt them open and i will be released, should i get "in" the glue, or should I just keep disco'ing on? or maybe polka....

2006-11-24 18:00:59 · 5 answers · asked by confustricated 1 in Polls & Surveys

married 7 years 2 children wife got preg. on purpose when he was leaving got preg. again. now savings are running out because she took him for everything he has. hes thinking of going back because of money he dont have anything left to have a life for himself what should i tell him?

2006-11-24 18:00:53 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

2006-11-24 18:00:43 · 20 answers · asked by madchurchil 1 in Civic Participation

ive put on a little weight since the baby but only in my stomach. i work two jobs, have two kids, am a full time student and dont have a lot of time to exercise. please serious answers only

2006-11-24 18:00:42 · 12 answers · asked by kd baby 5 in Diet & Fitness

the strange story occured for me last summer and i've been friend with her.we started to have sextual relationship 5 or 6 month ago now evry time that i decide to break down the feeling to have her body made me call her and i do not accomplish and forget her...what can i do?

2006-11-24 18:00:37 · 1 answers · asked by esii 1 in Friends

Im 13 and my boyfriend is so nice and cute should I loss my virginity to him?My boyfriend and I have been going out for 3 weeks sense the 23.My bf say he loves me and he cares about me and hes a virgin too.Hes really nice .I dont want to be a virgin for the rest of my life.Should I loos it when Im in 8th grade?

2006-11-24 18:00:36 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

No weapons of mass destruction. Spreading freedom? Cuba would have been alot easier and it wouldn't have cost so much $ and more important so many lifes. A threat to US security? there are other nations that are a bigger threat.
Is it oil? or is it to gain control of the region?
If oil is the reason, why are gas prices so high?
I don't know if I'm mistaken, but it seems to me that the reason is oil; and, it is not for the benefit of US as a nation, but for the benefit of the few who own and control the oil industry in the US.
It seems like the war in Iraq was intentionally meant to be a disaster, with the only purpose of destabilize world oil supply to maximize profit at home. Besides this, wars are very expensive and a lot, a lot of money is involved. Big contracts, big commissions to those involved, big profit in overpriced war's supplies and equipment. All the millions of dollars spent dropping bombs in Afghanistan in random locations, just for the heck of it $.

2006-11-24 18:00:15 · 21 answers · asked by Marcus 2 in Politics