Three convicts were on their way to prison. They were each allowed to bring along one item to help them occupy their time while incarcerated.
On the bus, one turned to another and said, "So, what did you bring?"
The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that he intended to paint anything he could. He wanted to become the "Grandma Moses of Jail."
Then he asked the first, "What did you bring?"
The first convict pulled out a deck of cards, grinned and said, "I brought cards. I can play poker, gin and other games with a cellmate, or all sorts of different solitaire games when I'm by myself."
The third convict was sitting quietly aside, grinning to himself.
The other two took notice and asked, "Why are you so smug? What did you bring?"
The guy pulled out a box of tampons, smiled and said, "I brought these."
The other two were puzzled and asked, "What can you do with those?"
He grinned, pointed to the box and said, "Well according to the label, I can go horseback riding, swimming, roller skating...."
2006-11-24 18:03:33 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh my hat---> that was really GOOD! =D
2006-11-24 18:13:58 · answer #1 · answered by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Funny! 10/10! I got more than a giggle there!
Edit: I kinda feel sorry for that guy.... All he brought was tampons:(
2006-11-25 05:18:49 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That Dreamer is about to become disillusioned very quickly! LOL.
2006-11-30 16:15:30 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha!
2006-11-25 02:36:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
man that was good but personally i think id take a vibrater i cant go with out the insertion for that long
2006-11-25 02:06:35 · answer #5 · answered by dutchess 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Or he can sell them in prison to those inmates who get stuck on the bottom of the pile.
2006-11-25 02:07:30 · answer #6 · answered by zclifton2 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
LMAO!! that's a man for ya!! LOL That was a great joke...
2006-11-25 12:20:07 · answer #7 · answered by Goldylocks 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha my new joke of the week....
that is freaking awesome.....hahaha....
Justin
2006-11-25 04:01:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha, as long as he could do it before.
I thought you were going to say rope on a rope.
((so you don't drop your rope))
2006-11-25 02:08:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bwa ha ha ha
2006-11-25 02:06:30 · answer #10 · answered by geoff_hazel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋